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What would prompt someone to elongate their chin, and woody-wood-peck their nose? I’m sure the last name Palin had nothing to do with it at all.

Charming. I guarantee their fuck-life sucks. If you are make-believing fucking laser beams in a public forum, what’s left to be done in the bedroom…missionary?

Annnnnnd, CUT.

The focal point of my research is not internal…strictly titty-twisting. By the way Rough, Wednesday was a due date, and not an invitation to a party, silly:)

This bitch is crazy….why waste your time being a half-ass pop act when you can be #1 in the WWF. “It’s Britney the Barber Beefcake, BITCH”

Damn…wish I was a still a kid when it was cool to have dark circles under my eyes.

Monday might be calling it a little close…I’d like to do my research first. Is next Wednesday cool?

I always thought of myself as a straight female, but HOLY FUCK…titty-twisters make me second-guess.

Who gives a fuck when tomorrow is sat-all-day-on-my-ass-and-turd-day.

“HAHAHA, silly food…do I look like the type to succumb to your temptation?”