re: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Murder (37 comments)
Imagine what this guy’s book deal is going to be. Lesson is…if you’re going to kill someone and feasibly get caught, make it as hyper-melodramatic as possible to take advantage if idiot jurors who “just can’t believe someone could do ___” and the notoriety that can be later capitalized.
re: CeeLo's TV Show Just Got Cancelled (12 comments)
’twas just a matter of time. Ever see the “behind the scenes” or whatever about this troll? Unrepentant criminal, secondary to being short and fat. Danger Mouse had to make him a thing, unfortunately.
re: And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson (78 comments)
Thoughtful observation, but one which will not be appreciated by most on TS. Stewart’s protocol with any story is to pick and choose perspectives to fit his worldview, but again his is a reactionary comedy show; not actual news or reporting. Perhaps appropriately, his writers are excellent at pointing out hypocrisy and irony and then stop short of proposing a solution…because they have none. Just laugh and lament the fact that many, many people get their information this way.
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (141 comments)
Great website, despite occasional liberal nonsense. +1
re: Joe Scarborough Is A Little Bitch (79 comments)
The press can’t interfere with police work; 1st Amendment stops there, fellas. Whether they were or were not would, traditionally, be determined by a judge at arraignment.
When I want to not-get arrested by cops, the first thing I do is f*ck with them in the middle of a neighborhood meltdown. Just like the first thing I do when I want to not-get shot by cops, I attack them. It’s got-damn Thursday: what are all of these people doing standing around in the streets? They’re all late for work!!!
-3 St. Louis.
re: Rush Limbaugh: Robin Williams Committed Suicide Because Liberals Are Weak (109 comments)
You are correct, though what do you expect from a guy who creates a post celebrating the death of just-some-journalist-dude Andrew Breitbart. Crazy internet people.
re: 'Please Be Quiet Around My Tits And My Baby. My Tits And My Baby Need Silence.' (36 comments)
“Because Kim Kardsashian is a vacuous leather couch who demands constant attention”
That is funny. +1
re: Gary Oldman's Career Was Fun (1982 - 2014) (132 comments)
Was expecting something more incendiary. G. Oldman is great (The Professional, anyone?) and, apparently, old-school in his contempt for the PC bullshit we have to live with.
And Kraut(!)hammer is brilliant.
re: Yeah, Well How Would Nick Cannon Like It If I Wore Blerkface Ba Derp Herp Derp (110 comments)
re: Fred Phelps Is Dying (54 comments)
The guy is an epic P.O.S., to be sure. Why put his name in yet another headline? How does even posting an article celebrating his impending death – which, despite his awfulness, is fucking retarded – exactly marginalize him even further? Because, you know, we need to keep people like him in the collective consciousness?