re: Tina Fey Just Burned Rob Schneider (46 comments)
“It made me sad when she passed, and it made me mad at the time how available she was.”
Exactly. Wtf does Rob Schneider have to do with anything? Is he why Tina Fey failed to give Jan more work? Tina Fey should keep her regrets to herself.
re: Hannibal Buress: Google 'Bill Cosby Rape' (46 comments)
I’m confused: are we not liking BC because he is a black rapist or a non-liberal rapist?
Cosby’s “I’m A Bigot” was pretty great.
re: Stephen Collins, Dad From '7th Heaven,' Is An Alleged Child Molester (63 comments)
Add him to the list…Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Bryan Singer, not to mention the litany of agents and not-in-lights names taking advantage of the wave of hopeful stars and starlets. All very sad.
re: Robert Downey Jr. Will Make 'Iron Man 4' If Mel Gibson Directs (36 comments)
Agree with LilDeuceDecue.
I would see a Mel Gibson / RDJ Iron Man 4. You would, too.
re: Rob Schneider Wants His Freeze Peach Back! (54 comments)
Deuce Bigalow was much funnier than I thought it would be; I was looking for a way to waste 90 mins back in the day and I wound up laughing my ass off. The bowl of chips in the hot tub? The fish tank consultant? Every kid needs a father? “He made me pick it up…with my anus…” Great stuff.
But yeah, people need to vaccinate their kids.
re: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Murder (37 comments)
Imagine what this guy’s book deal is going to be. Lesson is…if you’re going to kill someone and feasibly get caught, make it as hyper-melodramatic as possible to take advantage if idiot jurors who “just can’t believe someone could do ___” and the notoriety that can be later capitalized.
re: CeeLo's TV Show Just Got Cancelled (12 comments)
’twas just a matter of time. Ever see the “behind the scenes” or whatever about this troll? Unrepentant criminal, secondary to being short and fat. Danger Mouse had to make him a thing, unfortunately.
re: And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson (78 comments)
Thoughtful observation, but one which will not be appreciated by most on TS. Stewart’s protocol with any story is to pick and choose perspectives to fit his worldview, but again his is a reactionary comedy show; not actual news or reporting. Perhaps appropriately, his writers are excellent at pointing out hypocrisy and irony and then stop short of proposing a solution…because they have none. Just laugh and lament the fact that many, many people get their information this way.
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (141 comments)
Great website, despite occasional liberal nonsense. +1
re: Joe Scarborough Is A Little Bitch (79 comments)
The press can’t interfere with police work; 1st Amendment stops there, fellas. Whether they were or were not would, traditionally, be determined by a judge at arraignment.
When I want to not-get arrested by cops, the first thing I do is f*ck with them in the middle of a neighborhood meltdown. Just like the first thing I do when I want to not-get shot by cops, I attack them. It’s got-damn Thursday: what are all of these people doing standing around in the streets? They’re all late for work!!!
-3 St. Louis.