re: Yeah, Well How Would Nick Cannon Like It If I Wore Blerkface Ba Derp Herp Derp (110 comments)
re: Fred Phelps Is Dying (54 comments)
The guy is an epic P.O.S., to be sure. Why put his name in yet another headline? How does even posting an article celebrating his impending death – which, despite his awfulness, is fucking retarded – exactly marginalize him even further? Because, you know, we need to keep people like him in the collective consciousness?
re: Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton's Marriage (29 comments)
PPatton’s problem with that performance is pretty understandable, despite it just being the acid test for the “open marriage” she allegedly was comfortable having with RT. Methinks it was ok with her while he was flying under most radars, and after the success of Blurred Lines (thank you pharrel and Emily Ratakowcztkisadccaskkxm, mostly), RT had a bit more access. I a sure some dude will start banging her, if he already hasn’t.
re: Adam Baldwin Is A Shithead (74 comments)
I am a random, anonymous internet a$$hole whose opinion means nothing. I come to TS to read about how people I don’t care about apparently piss off the guy who decides what should be posted on this website. I certainly don’t come here for anything: (i) interesting (that is what actual news websites are for); (ii) titillating (that’s what Egotastic/1M other websites are for); or (iii) sober, non-drunken random internet people conversation about anything.
After 15 years or however long this website has managed to bother people with banner ads, you might think the head-poster might have his opinions on other people a bit tempered, or at least become more cynical and thus more indifferent to what other people think, as far out and disagreeable as they might be. Alas, that is not the case.
Because I feel bad for this website and its operator, I am going to click on the Prizes4us.net link, push the operator about 13 cents, and may he can use the money to buy more pictures of chicks.
re: Just A Reminder: Bill Cosby Is Awful (29 comments)
Guy who disagrees with racial patronizing? Check. Guy lampooned on TS, regardless of exactly what typical Hollywood problem he has? Quadruple check. Black people, keep pretending that Al Sharpton and the lib machine is actually making your lives better. Yawn…
re: Steven Seagal Might Run For Arizona Governor To Stop All The Mexicans, But He's Not Racist! (46 comments)
You are on the wrong website, sir. You are thinking of Egotastic or TMZ. People come to TS for its journalistic integrity.
re: What Duck Dynasty Says About America (185 comments)
I just skipped over the article – comments are fucking hysterical. Old P-Roberts has the internet on fire because, shocker, he is as socially backwoods as he looks. BFD, WfC, [insert misanthropic acronym].
Back to real work, crotch shot monkey SW!
re: R. Kelly Isn't Funny Anymore (49 comments)
R. Kelly’s “exoneration” has been quite the joke here in Chicago. I echo Miss Moppet’s comments.
re: Jon Stewart Had A Few Things To Say About Megyn Kelly's White Santa (131 comments)
Yah, TheSuperficial writer should stick to the celebrity nonsense. Or, better yet, he/she can start ANOTHER blog on which he/she can espouse his sociopolitical opinions and see how many people show up. Equal-opportunity “news” railing would be more acceptable (e.g., Al Sharpton is a terribly easy target for anyone who actually cares about race relations – or black people – in this country), but the “Megyn Kelly sux,” and “I’m glad Breitbart died” drivel is pretty pathetic. Wait, am I on teh interwebs?