Profile

Later, they had Arianny stand next to Smiley Virus and declared her 100 times sexier than dang ol’ Smiley.

Now promoting Hefty Cinch-Sack as well in this daring new campaign.

More boobs, less bobblehead, please.

meh, not here for the smile, just the tits

Love to do her Tiger Woods style against the SUV.

The gap between her eyes is 2 dicks wide.

3 in the front, thumb in the rear?

“Dead by dawn, Dead by dawn”

On the right is future Willow Smith. She’s asking how much deodorant to apply per pit. Dude on left is about to pass out, and Jada obviously can smell herself now, so Willow’s suggestion of 1″ shows surprisingly good judgement given her past (and future) fashion sense.

Oh, gosh, it just means so much to me that you made it to opening night Wilson.