re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.2.13 (7 comments)
Does she look more like Demi or Bruce? .. oh, whoops, this one is way too old to be that girl.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.11.13 (46 comments)
The hint of moustache doesn’t help either.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (25 comments)
Why does it seem like the distance between her chin and the top of her head (CT) is the same as the distance between her shoulders and her butt crack (SB)?
Last I checked, CT < SB in a normal female.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (17 comments)
If you’re older than 12 and this chick is more muscular and built than you, then we’ll presume on that basis alone that you’re gay.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.23.13 (18 comments)
Never startle a mare when approaching from behind.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.23.13 (13 comments)
Nice combover Tyra, totally natural-looking.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.19.13 (13 comments)
This Rihanna is way less fetal alcohol / down syndromy than the real one. I’d guess 30+ IQ points improvement.
Needless to say, this Ri wouldn’t fall for that shit from Chris Brown.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.18.13 (5 comments)
Call me Big Sean now, cuz I be popping mad muscle,
But yo, why my fans always be callin’ me Lil’ Twink?
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.18.13 (24 comments)
“Y’all see where she scratched the finish last time with that nasty-ass Brillo she got goin’ on down there? Best be keepin’ that bikini on this time.”
re: Scarlett Johansson: 'Don Jon' Premiere Toronto International Film Festival (1 comments)
Ridiculous posture, but I like that she’s trying so hard.