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Posted on Oct 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.9.13 (14 comments)

I read this again in Jonny Lee Miller’s voice and it’s awesome.

Posted on Oct 7th, 2013
re: Scarlett Johansson Falling Down (2 comments)

This is perfection.

Posted on Oct 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.4.13 (20 comments)

Barely recognize her without her tongue hanging out like a stroked-out chihuahua.

Posted on Oct 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.4.13 (15 comments)

After a certain point, extra length is just superfluous. I mean, where’s the fun if you can’t go in balls-deep?

Posted on Oct 3rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.2.13 (14 comments)

Heels for everyone!

Posted on Oct 3rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.2.13 (17 comments)

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Posted on Sep 20th, 2013
re: January Jones Actually Touching Her Son Xander (2 comments)

“Is this how you hold it?”

Posted on Sep 20th, 2013
re: Miley Cyrus Posing in Her Underwear For Terry Richardson (11 comments)

The coated tongue just makes me shudder.

Because real men don’t cry. Right, I forgot.

I don’t have one. There’s the usual stages of grief, but then you get over it and get some kick ass new hobbies.