re: Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News (22 comments)
Debbie Harry is a fucking badass. period.
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-26 (26 comments)
“What do you mean put your penis in my vagi….ha! yoooouuu.”
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-05 (11 comments)
Lady, sideways is not your angle. You can expect to hear from the Herve Leger legal team for crimes against fashion and sighted people in general.
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-04 (23 comments)
“Yeah, I’m ready for the shot. Let me just rub a little vaseline on my nipples to really make them pop.”
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-13 (24 comments)
Should John Connor be worried?
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-17 (18 comments)
“Wow, check out that homeless guy throwin’ a beat over there. It’s strangely hypnotic, like a dirty, naked lava lamp. I just…I can’t look away.”
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-21 (20 comments)
Maybe we can put her in the ring against Octomom. No holds barred, no metal detectors.
re: Nancy Grace Was Wearing Nipple Pasties That Look Exactly Like Nipples (65 comments)
Nice try Nance, but the other night those petals were just like Natalee Holloway: MISSING.
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-16 (22 comments)
Penis goes where?
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-15 (10 comments)
“Oh don’t be like that Teddy, you and I both know it’s time to try solid foods.”