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Posted on Feb 14th, 2012
re: Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News (22 comments)

Debbie Harry is a fucking badass. period.

Posted on Sep 29th, 2011
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-26 (26 comments)

“What do you mean put your penis in my vagi….ha! yoooouuu.”

Posted on Sep 28th, 2011
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-05 (11 comments)

Lady, sideways is not your angle. You can expect to hear from the Herve Leger legal team for crimes against fashion and sighted people in general.

Posted on Sep 28th, 2011
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-04 (23 comments)

“Yeah, I’m ready for the shot. Let me just rub a little vaseline on my nipples to really make them pop.”

Posted on Sep 28th, 2011
re: 0928-the-crap-we-missed-13 (24 comments)

Should John Connor be worried?

Posted on Sep 28th, 2011
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-17 (18 comments)

“Wow, check out that homeless guy throwin’ a beat over there. It’s strangely hypnotic, like a dirty, naked lava lamp. I just…I can’t look away.”

Posted on Sep 28th, 2011
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-21 (20 comments)

Maybe we can put her in the ring against Octomom. No holds barred, no metal detectors.

Nice try Nance, but the other night those petals were just like Natalee Holloway: MISSING.

Posted on Sep 28th, 2011
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-16 (22 comments)

Penis goes where?

Posted on Sep 28th, 2011
re: 0927-the-crap-we-missed-15 (10 comments)

“Oh don’t be like that Teddy, you and I both know it’s time to try solid foods.”