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Debbie Harry is a fucking badass. period.

“What do you mean put your penis in my vagi….ha! yoooouuu.”

Lady, sideways is not your angle. You can expect to hear from the Herve Leger legal team for crimes against fashion and sighted people in general.

“Yeah, I’m ready for the shot. Let me just rub a little vaseline on my nipples to really make them pop.”

Should John Connor be worried?

“Wow, check out that homeless guy throwin’ a beat over there. It’s strangely hypnotic, like a dirty, naked lava lamp. I just…I can’t look away.”

Maybe we can put her in the ring against Octomom. No holds barred, no metal detectors.

Nice try Nance, but the other night those petals were just like Natalee Holloway: MISSING.

Penis goes where?

“Oh don’t be like that Teddy, you and I both know it’s time to try solid foods.”