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Shut the fuck up, you pretentious, entitled twat.

Posted on Mar 20th
re: Fred Phelps Is Dead (1929 - 2014) (69 comments)

Good riddance, you hateful piece of shit.

Posted on Mar 20th
re: Fred Phelps Is Dead (1929 - 2014) (69 comments)

Wish I’d thought of it.

Reminds me of this:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

Posted on Mar 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.11.14 (23 comments)

Photo Boy, I don’t think this actually is Pete Doherty…

I confess to holding back the dry heaves watching her naked on Girls… that is until I heard her at the Howard Stern birthday bash. She wowed and wooed me. Now I’m smitten. (and I’m a straight girl.)

Marry me.

Posted on Mar 11th
re: Justin Bieber Really Is An Awful Little Shithead (106 comments)

Finally, something we can all agree on.

My commentary is probably too late to matter, but questioning the news reports of Sandy Hook and being a Sandy Hook denier are not the same thing. I don’t deny that those children died, not for a second. I question how they died and don’t believe we’ve been told the whole truth.

Fish is so blinded by the rage he (justifiably) feels over his conservative upbringing that rational discussion on any topic that has a whiff of the “right” sends him into a downward spiral of spite and venom. I dare say my conservative upbringing was about as godawful as they get but haven’t made it my life’s goal to besmirch the (mostly ignorant idiot) right-wing believers.

Bottom line–not all conservative standpoints are bad and not all liberal standpoints are good. So long as we keep making everything about right versus left we’re never going to find ways of improving the population.