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You totally beat me to it. She’s the practical joke to see whether or not Leo’s looking at the extras’ faces.

Posted on Mar 20th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.20.12 (12 comments)

Wow. Wonder how far away her state-officiated handler is standing with his TASER?

Posted on Mar 16th, 2012
re: Nicki Minaj Bikini Photos (5 comments)

As a neo-feminist, this sort of imagery really angers me about the precedent set toward young girls and their potentially-skewed self-image due to this sexualization of boogers.

Posted on Jul 21st, 2010
re: Christina Hendricks & January Jones Hate 'Mad Men' (55 comments)

Lol. Don’t women get that saying really hateful things about beautiful women just makes them look self-loathing and pathetic? Insecure cattiness is such a cliche.

I ADORE Hendricks and what she’s doing for the ideals of women’s bodies. She’s not fat, you moron; look at those legs! She’s a goddess who makes me proud to have been a size 10 all along.

Posted on Jul 15th, 2010
re: 0715-lindsay-lohan-german-gq-01 (11 comments)

Oh, wow, they must’ve spent hours in editing because she actually looks ::gulp::: hot in the first two. I need to go gargle some whiskey now…

Posted on Jul 2nd, 2010
re: These Take Me Back (67 comments)

And when I say 1997, I mean 2007. These flashbacks are violent. Shit.

Posted on Jul 2nd, 2010
re: These Take Me Back (67 comments)

Ah, shit, am I in a flashback to 1997?! … Where’s my Adderall? Can someone tell me why I’m pregnant?

Posted on Jun 30th, 2010
re: 0630-lady-gaga-dude-00 (39 comments)

I love drag queens as much as the next cross-dresser but I was totally bummed that these didn’t look more awesome. Instead, we have a wussier-looking Nic Cage on our hands, as if that’s something society needs right now.

Posted on Jun 28th, 2010
re: Lindsay Lohan Leaving a Rave. Of Course. (25 comments)

Whoa whoa whoa… Who goes to raves anymore? I’m pretty sure that whole candy-kid/tribal/visor-wearing scene is pretty dead, unless you count Burning Man (which nobody really should.)

Posted on Jun 14th, 2010
re: Heidi Banged Spencer's Man (51 comments)

Randal, there is no evidence to support your last claim. None. None at all.