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Posted on Mar 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.21.14 (54 comments)

She could preach a sermon off that pubic mound. From smallest to largest, it’s “Camel Toe”, “Moose Knuckle”, and “Khloe Twat” right? Yikes.

Posted on Mar 5th
re: It's Courtney Stodden Doing Cartwheels In A Bikini (13 comments)

No seriously, guys: If she’s 19, why are people still taking/buying pictures of her with her clothes on? (looking at you, Fish…)

Poor gal; ever since Meltdown 2007, she’s had a serious case of Deadeyes. They have her on serious drugs.

Posted on Mar 5th
re: Bertney And The Moobie Party (8 comments)

These will never get old. You are a wizard literati.

This should be included in the Best Comments of 2014 deliberations.

Posted on Mar 3rd
re: Justin #Bbare: World's Most Elephant Shakesbeard (15 comments)

Her having to go to rehab to get over him is the worst possible thing for his ego. I hope this ends in a restraining order and he ruins his life over it. That’d be neat.

Posted on Mar 3rd
re: Justin #Bbare: World's Most Elephant Shakesbeard (15 comments)

Seriously, HOW MUCH money do we need to raise to prevent more #BBare speak, Fish?

Posted on Feb 24th
re: Miley Cyrus Kissed Katy Perry (18 comments)

Hear hear!

Posted on Feb 24th
re: Miley Cyrus Kissed Katy Perry (18 comments)

Literally the best/only “Jeremy” joke ever made. As a pre-1999 Pearl Jam diehard, I salute you.

Y’guys, what if all of this is actually very highbrow, pop art satire to the nth degree? She’s basically making an oversized caricature of the white trash American Dream inthe biggest performance art piece the world has ever seen? What if she’s like an Andy Kaufman-level genius parodying the superstar redneck motif she’s always been raised within while laughing at the legions of fans who flock to her extreme white-trash shows and mocking the idiots who get all riled up about it, and then she laughs all the way to the bank and lives in seclusion the rest of her life?
Then the joke would be… no wait. The joke would still be on her because Christ… Diddling yourself on a golden car in a weed onesie with a bleached blonde bowl cut? Even Satan is appalled.