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re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.20.12 (12 comments)
Wow. Wonder how far away her state-officiated handler is standing with his TASER?
re: Nicki Minaj Bikini Photos (5 comments)
As a neo-feminist, this sort of imagery really angers me about the precedent set toward young girls and their potentially-skewed self-image due to this sexualization of boogers.
re: Christina Hendricks & January Jones Hate 'Mad Men' (55 comments)
Lol. Don’t women get that saying really hateful things about beautiful women just makes them look self-loathing and pathetic? Insecure cattiness is such a cliche.
I ADORE Hendricks and what she’s doing for the ideals of women’s bodies. She’s not fat, you moron; look at those legs! She’s a goddess who makes me proud to have been a size 10 all along.
re: 0715-lindsay-lohan-german-gq-01 (11 comments)
Oh, wow, they must’ve spent hours in editing because she actually looks ::gulp::: hot in the first two. I need to go gargle some whiskey now…
re: These Take Me Back (67 comments)
And when I say 1997, I mean 2007. These flashbacks are violent. Shit.
re: These Take Me Back (67 comments)
Ah, shit, am I in a flashback to 1997?! … Where’s my Adderall? Can someone tell me why I’m pregnant?
re: 0630-lady-gaga-dude-00 (39 comments)
I love drag queens as much as the next cross-dresser but I was totally bummed that these didn’t look more awesome. Instead, we have a wussier-looking Nic Cage on our hands, as if that’s something society needs right now.
re: Lindsay Lohan Leaving a Rave. Of Course. (25 comments)
Whoa whoa whoa… Who goes to raves anymore? I’m pretty sure that whole candy-kid/tribal/visor-wearing scene is pretty dead, unless you count Burning Man (which nobody really should.)
re: Heidi Banged Spencer's Man (51 comments)
Randal, there is no evidence to support your last claim. None. None at all.



















re: Leonardo DiCaprio on 'The Wolf of Wall Street' Set For Reshoots (7 comments)
You totally beat me to it. She’s the practical joke to see whether or not Leo’s looking at the extras’ faces.