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Wow. Wonder how far away her state-officiated handler is standing with his TASER?

As a neo-feminist, this sort of imagery really angers me about the precedent set toward young girls and their potentially-skewed self-image due to this sexualization of boogers.

Lol. Don’t women get that saying really hateful things about beautiful women just makes them look self-loathing and pathetic? Insecure cattiness is such a cliche.

I ADORE Hendricks and what she’s doing for the ideals of women’s bodies. She’s not fat, you moron; look at those legs! She’s a goddess who makes me proud to have been a size 10 all along.

Oh, wow, they must’ve spent hours in editing because she actually looks ::gulp::: hot in the first two. I need to go gargle some whiskey now…

And when I say 1997, I mean 2007. These flashbacks are violent. Shit.

Ah, shit, am I in a flashback to 1997?! … Where’s my Adderall? Can someone tell me why I’m pregnant?

I love drag queens as much as the next cross-dresser but I was totally bummed that these didn’t look more awesome. Instead, we have a wussier-looking Nic Cage on our hands, as if that’s something society needs right now.

Whoa whoa whoa… Who goes to raves anymore? I’m pretty sure that whole candy-kid/tribal/visor-wearing scene is pretty dead, unless you count Burning Man (which nobody really should.)

Randal, there is no evidence to support your last claim. None. None at all.

When did Mario Lopez have Steven Seagal’s child and how did he get to be so old?