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Posted on Aug 5th, 2011
re: Coldplay Banned Lindsay Lohan From Backstage (89 comments)

You know how I know you’re gay?

Is WBC trolling again? Those moronic bastards crack me up.

I would love to be on that boat! Can you imagine the fabulous cocktails?!

Posted on Aug 5th, 2011
re: Henry Cavill is Dressed Like Superman, Have You Heard? (92 comments)

I wouldn’t mind a pokemon card collection, as long as you also give me a run for my money in a heated Dr. Mario tourney. My boyfriend is also of the real-life, real hair persuasion, so there’s that. He plays COD and I read A Song of Ice and Fire books. It works out. I’ve dated the douchebags, the jerks with money that think they’re doing you a favor by buying you dinner, the asshole cheaters without souls, etc. Finally found someone who’s a rockstar to me and that’s what counts.

All that being said, I would bet the farm that you guys are wayyyyy better in the sack than any celebrity. Celebrities don’t have to try to get laid, pussy comes to them, so why should they give a shit if the girl is satisfied? And plus–any chick that sleeps with a guy based on only looks or celebrity is not a chick worth spending time and energy on.

Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
re: Henry Cavill is Dressed Like Superman, Have You Heard? (92 comments)

And the more I think about it, I’d want Henry Cavill dressed up in one of his costumes from the Tudors, and I could be Anne Boleyn, because you know she was crazy in the sack. Alexander Skarsgard, on the other hand, can dress up like a clown, a bus boy, a hobo, or bin Laden for all I care.

Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
re: Henry Cavill is Dressed Like Superman, Have You Heard? (92 comments)

Yeah, I’m not dying for anyone, and to be honest, I’d probably renege on the giving up an arm. I mean, no more handstands or cartwheels? On second thought, I’ll just keep picturing them when I masturbate in the shower.