re: "And after you’ve accepted the ring, you swallow then go like this." (2 comments)
LOL & eeeewwwww XD
re: 'Dear Santa,
I am a young boy unfairly dying from a horrible disease. As this is possibly my last year of life, please bring me a football helmet with the logo from an 80′s band that I’ve never heard of.
Timmy' (5 comments)
Goddamn you’re all killing me tonight!
re: "What are you thinking about?" "Suicide." (3 comments)
re: “Your head goes with my outfit frightened Asian woman. Walk with me and take many selfies!” “Oh… Okay.” (1 comments)
re: "Can I get off now daddy?"
"Nope. Still selling weed." (3 comments)
re: Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan Khloe (11 comments)
And the penis-shaped castle/house from The Little Mermaid which Disney has sanitized out but still is out on the the interwebs, purely “accidental,” of course:
re: Don't Correctly Call Kim & Kanye Bad Parents (21 comments)
Hell Fish, that last sentence stopped me dead in the middle of laughing. Just how out of the realm of possibility has a six-year-old doing just this is it when you consider that her mother happily bathed in rapper piss on camera for HER mama-san? And then there’s that skank bag Farrah Whatshit and … ugh yeah /shudder
re: Jessica Hart Got Fired From Victoria's Secret Because of Taylor Swift (26 comments)
Thus spoke Swift’s PR slag.
re: 'You can tell he isn’t happy by the lack of exposed chest hair and the appropriate fit of his shirt.' (2 comments)
Astute observation, good sir.
re: 'The camelgunt goes by 'Big Kim.' (3 comments)