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Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.24.12 (23 comments)

“In the movies, you know me as the deranged and beautiful Catwoman. But in real life, unbeknownst to you all, I am…HATWOMAN!”

Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.24.12 (33 comments)

“A whole lot of these goodwill ambassadors look nuthin like Angelina Jolie. We gotta get that Kat Dennings interested in sustainable development, if I’m to sustain my development, know what I mean, wink wink, and all tha…well, what have we…aw, goddamnit, not Merkel again.”

Posted on Sep 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.11.12 (24 comments)

“By the time I finish this wine, one of you will be dead. What? It’s tennis? Not ‘battle royale’? Well, fight to the death anyway.”