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Posted on Jun 12th, 2013
re: Leyla Ghobadi: Kanye West's Alleged Mistress (4 comments)

Imagine being this photographer, you’ve got a good looking woman, so “Bend over backwards so your ribs are visible and your hip bones jut out dangerously!” Hmm, still attractive. “Flash the devil horns.” Nope, still attractive. “Stick your tongue out?” Still not bad. “Close one eye like you just got poked in it.” Hmm, I guess that’ll do.

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: Joanna Krupa's Drunken Bikini Bachelorette Party (2 comments)

“All right, who invited Farrah Abraham?!”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.11.13 (14 comments)

“Look dog, I’m sorry I told you there’s no Tooth Fairy. Yeezy was just kidding.”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.11.13 (6 comments)

“You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I dress funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, it amuses you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean I’m dressed funny, funny how? How am I dressed funny?”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.11.13 (12 comments)

“There’s that Rhino that took my camera. Patience, Seal, patience. He’ll get his…”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.11.13 (22 comments)

“Finish your training you must.”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.11.13 (20 comments)

“They’re called bags, Ed.”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.11.13 (18 comments)

“I understand why I’m here. And I understand why you’re here, Mark. But what I don’t understand is why Julia Roberts is here!”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.10.13 (15 comments)

“If you throw one more egg at me, I’m turning this car around!”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.10.13 (17 comments)

How can he still look kinda cool? It’s just not fair, dammit!