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Katy Perry before she discovered Spanx.

JLo’s gonna be pissed when she finds out her boy toy has just been using her for her wardrobe.

Hilary stood like that for 20 minutes, waiting for the sign to change.

Wow! Mary Kate (Ashley?) sure cleans up nice!

Courtney’s actually looking younger than usual in this picture.

Despite what else there is to look at in this picture, my eyes keep being drawn back to that MASSIVE armpit.

For some reason, this reminds me of a Far Side comic strip, showing Kanye after Kim accidentally sat on him.

After discovering what happens when you spend the night with Tara Reid, Justin Bieber’s career was (mercifully) cut short.

2.15.23

Tired of living a lie for so many years, Jeremy Renner makes his first public appearance as Jenny.

No one ever got to hear what Chris Sanders had to say, because he was the first one to step up to that microphone after Kim Kardashian.