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I’m for emancipating his head from the rest of his body. Whiny little fuck needs an ass beating more than anything in the world.

She is holding up really, really, really well.

Really well.

I have absolutely no idea why I’ve ever heard the name Amanda Bynes. I don’t know what she does and I’ve never seen anything she’s been in.

What is his alleged talent, anyway? The only thing I know that he’s ever done is dressed like the kind of fucktard who’d be isolated on the ‘special floor’ at the hospital except that he used to bang Katy Perry.

“Upfront.” I see what she’s doing there.

Wow, he just vaulted over Lindsay Lohan in my death pool.

What the fuck? There’s a fucking kid here that we’re trying to fucking protect and set a fucking example for!

Nice rug. K-Mart?

Nevakhi vekha ha maan: Rekke, m’aresakea norethi fitte. (The dragons will devour his manhood and innards before the dawn.)

I’m for putting that dickbag, Lindsay Lohan, anyone named Kardashian or Jenner, Russell Brand and Will Smith’s kids on a helicopter and flying it low and slow over an Al Qaeda base while screaming “Allah’s a pig fucker” over the loudspeaker.