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Posted on Dec 11th
re: Kate Upton Is Topless (17 comments)

Whew. Didn’t think I’d EVER see Kate Upton topless.

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (21 comments)

Pardon me for being all midwestern and shit and for not keeping up on my New Jersey trash, but bachelorette? Doesn’t she have like four kids or something?

Posted on Nov 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.7.14 (29 comments)

I’m pretty sure Coco posts that picture to Instagram every day.

Every goddamn day.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (38 comments)

Dear God.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Commercial Has Breasts (38 comments)

Jesus.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (36 comments)

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, Photo Boy.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (13 comments)

You’re flexible, we get it.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (22 comments)

“How did you get this number, Jonah?”

Posted on Jul 8th
re: Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much? (14 comments)

Sentences I never expected to see in print: “Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much?”

Posted on Jun 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.25.14 (20 comments)

“This will stop you perverts from talking about how gigantic my tits are.”