re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Commercial Has Breasts (38 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (36 comments)
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, Photo Boy.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (13 comments)
You’re flexible, we get it.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (22 comments)
“How did you get this number, Jonah?”
re: Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much? (14 comments)
Sentences I never expected to see in print: “Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.25.14 (20 comments)
“This will stop you perverts from talking about how gigantic my tits are.”
re: Katie Cleary's Husband Shot Himself After Seeing Photos of Her With Leonardo DiCaprio (31 comments)
Maybe it’s the billion dollars.
re: Jenny McCarthy's Getting Fired From 'The View' (24 comments)
Wait… fat, middle-aged housewives watching The View couldn’t relate to a Playboy Playmate who thinks disease is caused by demons living in your stomach? The hell you say.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.20.14 (10 comments)
If she had an ass, her legs would go all the way up to it.
re: There's The Jessica Simpson I Remember (9 comments)
Terry Richardson needs to get hold of her now before she blows up again.