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Posted on Aug 18th
re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Commercial Has Breasts (38 comments)

Jesus.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (36 comments)

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, Photo Boy.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (13 comments)

You’re flexible, we get it.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (22 comments)

“How did you get this number, Jonah?”

Posted on Jul 8th
re: Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much? (14 comments)

Sentences I never expected to see in print: “Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much?”

Posted on Jun 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.25.14 (20 comments)

“This will stop you perverts from talking about how gigantic my tits are.”

Maybe it’s the billion dollars.

Posted on Jun 25th
re: Jenny McCarthy's Getting Fired From 'The View' (24 comments)

Wait… fat, middle-aged housewives watching The View couldn’t relate to a Playboy Playmate who thinks disease is caused by demons living in your stomach? The hell you say.

Posted on Jun 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.20.14 (10 comments)

If she had an ass, her legs would go all the way up to it.

Posted on Jun 9th
re: There's The Jessica Simpson I Remember (9 comments)

Terry Richardson needs to get hold of her now before she blows up again.