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Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.18.13 (42 comments)

She’s got the teenage mutant ninja turtles body going on.

Posted on Dec 4th, 2012
re: Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back? (31 comments)

Stump body strikes again, lets not forget what’s underneath all that…
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/04/gross-340_453.jpg[/img]

Posted on Nov 8th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.8.12 (28 comments)

“Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday.”

Posted on Jul 31st, 2012
re: Moving Trucks Outside Robert Pattinson's House (4 comments)

Those are two completely different Minis. I love you superficial, but fail, you’ve brought me great dishonor.

Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012
re: Joe Manganiello Is Not Banging Demi Moore (15 comments)

Man, does he spend everyday off work at the beach?

Posted on Mar 21st, 2012
re: Jennifer Lawrence at a Screening of 'The Hunger Games' in NYC (3 comments)

I didn’t know there were Oompa Loompa’s in the hunger games.

Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011
re: the-crap-we-missed-1123-02 (25 comments)

Beaver is Canadian, he doesn’t even celebrate the same thanksgiving.

Apparently Arnold’s other son is actually not his but instead the love child of the stay puft marshmallow man.

Posted on May 19th, 2011
re: 0519-maria-shriver-christopher-schwarzenegger-01 (12 comments)

Apparently Arnold’s other son is actually not his but instead the love child of the stay puft marshmallow man.

“Thunder….THUNDER…..THUNDER!”

(In response to her current thigh situation)