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Cut to three hours later, when mid-blowjob, he’s still admiring the jacket lining.

He’s reading every man’s mind in a one mile radius. So far, it’s all tits.

“Hmmpph. If you really want to impress me you’ll get the kid on crutches to round them up for dinner.”

Somewhere a yeti is missing the pubes from both the left and right side of it’s ball-sack.

Staying Alive. Kind of.

The smile says hello but the eyes say “OH GOD DON’T LOOK IN HIS EYES. OH MY LORD JESUS HELP ME. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.”

One seemingly innocent request later and now guy behind him has pink eye. And a new watch.

The thinking behind the hair:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqz9eJiBa_Q

Disproving Chuck Darwin’s theory of evolution, Jonah’s tiny mouth manages to deliver food to his stomach that a cake-hole three times it’s size would struggle with.

In other news, an 80 year-old Spanish woman has attempted to restore Kathy Griffin.
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