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Posted on Dec 28th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.28.12 (19 comments)

Khloe: “I wonder how big that guy’s cock is.”
Kris: “I wonder how much money that guy makes.”
Bruce: “Won’t somebody please kill me?”

Posted on Dec 28th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.28.12 (8 comments)

“You wear the red shoes – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You wear the blue shoes – you stay in Wonderland and we can go to a 24-hour, all you can eat pancake buffet.”

Posted on Dec 28th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.28.12 (29 comments)

He just sees a prostitute and is getting ready to charge.

Call Vegas and find out the odds of this poor kid being born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Posted on Mar 1st, 2012
re: Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 (1969 - 2012) (445 comments)

Man, when Dubya finally bites it, this place is gonna look like a Roman orgy.

Posted on Mar 1st, 2012
re: Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 (1969 - 2012) (445 comments)

With a handle like “Progressive = Fascist”, I know this will be tough for you to comprehend, so I’ll type slowly.

Just because I think Breitbart was a piece of shit, doesn’t make me an ardent Obama supporter. IMHO ALL the politicians in this country are scumbags (alright, MOST of them) but as long as there are people like Breitbart turning American citizens against each other and distracting them from the real problems in this country( like the corruption and greed that are destroying a once-great nation) we’ll never get this country back on track.

Read a book.

Mein Kampf doesn’t count.

Posted on Mar 1st, 2012
re: Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 (1969 - 2012) (445 comments)

Olbermann and Madow don’t say things like “God hates fags” or “Hurricane Katrina is God’s revenge for gay marriage”. The Republican pundits are the worst examples of Freedom of Speech that this country has to offer. I’m just trying to live up to the standards that they set by saying that Breitbart can eat a bag of dicks in Hell.

Posted on Mar 1st, 2012
re: Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 (1969 - 2012) (445 comments)

We learned it from watching you Republi-dad!

Posted on Mar 1st, 2012
re: Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 (1969 - 2012) (445 comments)

Auto-erotic asphyxiation FTW.

I bet they’re already burning the gay porn they found strewn around the body.

Posted on Mar 1st, 2012
re: Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 (1969 - 2012) (445 comments)

If he died of “natural causes”, then he’s with Jesus now, discussing how much they both hate fags. Everything dies, it’s God’s will, and we should all celebrate God’s will. It’s in Revelations, people!