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Posted on Sep 17th, 2012
re: Selena Gomez In A Bikini Is A Lady (31 comments)

Nice bieber. Did you have that stuffed?

Posted on Aug 7th, 2012
re: Adrianne Curry Bikini Photos: Encore Beach Club (1 comments)

“Adrianne Curry Bikini Photos: Endor Beach Club”

/nerd humor

Posted on Jul 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.6.12 (45 comments)

Carrot top. Chicken bottom.

Posted on Jun 19th, 2012
re: the-crap-we-missed-0619-24 (28 comments)

He’s Christopher Walken, now, but soon he’ll be Christopher FallenAndCantGetUppen.

Posted on May 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.14.12 (24 comments)

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Posted on May 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.14.12 (43 comments)

Big Sean is performing R. Kelly covers, now?

Posted on Dec 5th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.5.11 (19 comments)

Baby it’s cold outside…

Posted on Nov 15th, 2011
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again (30 comments)

“Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again”
…and then the camera panned down.

Posted on Nov 8th, 2011
re: the-crap-we-missed-1108-14 (29 comments)

Blower’s cramp.

Get it?

How often!

Posted on Nov 8th, 2011
re: the-crap-we-missed-1108-17 (26 comments)

As you can see, the upper two quadrants are remarkably small, whereas the lower two, well, they’re pretty goddamn huge.