re: Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man (78 comments)
He is SUCH an idiot. There’s nothing more to be said.
re: Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys (128 comments)
A 22yr old blond in a bikini with morals is just a perfectly good waste of a 22yr old blond in a bikini.
re: Rihanna is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive. Also, Naked. (113 comments)
It’s good she doesn’t appear on this site often.
There. How am I doing so far?
re: Kris Jenner Is A Sh-tty Mom: Exhibit 2,476 (111 comments)
“Oh shut up big boy… unless U want this big boy dick”
…was that Frank Burns or Chaz Bono?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.7.11 (34 comments)
Bravo… and I’ll throw in a blowjob in true Superficial fashion. Just don’t expect me to swallow, I’m saving myself for marriage or Chris Brown… whichever comes first.
re: Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now (71 comments)
The more you spam, the less likely anyone is likely to visit your website. I hate spamming morons, it’s hardly a selling point fool.