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A-hahaha bitch went boom. What you get for unprotected bestiality (knocking up a walrus) – it’s called karma.

Jesusfuckinchrist move on already and stop extending that assfucked gutterslut’s two minute of fame. BTW the full vid is all over the internet for free, no need to let her or Vivid make a rusty cent.

I liked the generic description. It answered all questions i could possibly have about the pics and then some. I almost felt infoverwhelmed.

I see the man likes his hippos tacky

What better way to promote birth control than a reality show starring this braindead f-holes.

Dance, my little puppets, dance the dance of compassion!

How very convenient that she’s been called fat (which she obviously isn’t) when really she’s just an utterly homely looking girl. The kind who needs at least an hour of work and a ton of makeup before she can leave the house.

What seems to be the problem? She looks entirely doable to me.

Who that Kendra person?

Wait it’s coming back to me now: she once was in a stage in her life where she sucked a halfdead rotten corpses dick for a living.

Why, thank you for making me a little bit wiser: i’ll consider to give zero tip and thoroughly rotate restaurants.

An aggressively “suggested” 18 % tip, are you effin kiddin me?!
I give a rounded 10 % and i see no reason to consider myself cheap.
Bottomline: waiting is a paid profession. If you don’t like the pay then deal with your boss, not your customers.