re: Ireland Baldwin Is Single, Grabbing Her Boob (45 comments)
“… and have at least asked yourself once what the hell she’s doing with …”
Actually no. Positively not.
Though i have asked myself at least once what the hell is your obsession with this onepercenter floozy. Is she paying you to “make herself happen”?
re: Miley Cyrus Blew Abe Lincoln Now (18 comments)
This is me emphatically not giving a fuck
re: Happy President's Day! It's Miley Cyrus Blowing A Dude In A Bill Clinton Mask (27 comments)
That is art.
And y’all dang ole haters know nuthin bout that.
re: Bertney Wins A Trophy! (21 comments)
Let’s do that thing where i say she looks too stupid to function and you indignantly dissent and then i point out here are official legal papers that prove you wrong and support my impression.
re: Katy Perry's In A Bikini (10 comments)
The embodiment of homely.
Why yes i would do her … if it’s 05:00 am and all the reasonable attractive girls have left the building. 05:00 am is not the time to hang on to high standards.
re: Justin Bieber's Hooker Made A Porno (17 comments)
Gosh, some people just surprise you. i mean who’d have evah thought?
re: Selena Gomez In Lingerie Can Stop Now (18 comments)
Alright she has the face of a 6 years old toddler but that body is clearly an adult young woman. However, lotsa people confuse Katy Perry or Jennifer Aniston with an attractive woman which positively requires to never once take a look at their buttfaces. So that she has a toddler face should in theory not be an issue.
re: It's The Madonna Nudes (52 comments)
Are some of these handcolored or had they already invented color photography back in the 1940-ies?
re: Charlie Hunnam Pulled Out (Get It? Like A Penis About To Ejaculate!) Of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' (17 comments)
“… It’s an abrupt and embarrassing switch for a high-profile film …”
the film: does this switch make me look embarrassing?
all of us: No, YOU make you look embarrassing!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.3.13 (46 comments)
Think so? Because every now and then you see trailer trash shopping at Walmart in their underwear and i emphatically refuse to see any difference between that and what she’s doing here.