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Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (8 comments)

“The next time I beat a bitches ass for looking at my phone, I promise not to leave any marks. “

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (14 comments)

Assuming the position of many basketball player’s dates.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (10 comments)

“Hello everybody and welcome to How to Rape and still Become a Beloved American Icon.”

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (19 comments)

“I can’t believe Gerard Butler wants totake me back to his place and have a three way with me… Why are we stopping at this port-a-john?”

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (25 comments)

She’s a bowel obstruction one gets from eating too many Flaming hot Cheetos.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (19 comments)

“I swear! Mel Gibson was stalking me! ”
“You’re imagining things…”
“SURPRISE SUGAR TITS !!

“Can I get a picture with you?”
“You’re not a cop right? ”
“What? ”
“Sorry, force of habit. “

This reminds me of those cartoons where a guy has an angel sits on one side keeping him morally straight and the devil sits on the other side tempting him to do bad things.

That’s not just her costume. That’s her life.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: Lena Dunham's Topless, Too, Goddammit (30 comments)

I’d rather see Leno topless.