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Posted at 5:06pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.30.14 (11 comments)

“I see by your business card you are a prostitute.”
*puts on glasses* “prosecutor.”

Posted at 4:17pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.30.14 (9 comments)

After this performance, Miley was asked to leave Disneyland.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (11 comments)

“Dammit! No news about a Silver Spoons reunion!”

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (21 comments)

“Uh Tom, penises usually don’t dangle directly in front of a person’s face.”

“When you are as short as I am, they do…and it’s wonderful!”

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (7 comments)

Kim burly

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (39 comments)

“Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?”

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (9 comments)

If he wasn’t so worried about keeping up with the Kardashians, he would still have his manhood.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (9 comments)

He just found out Michael Jackson died.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (9 comments)

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (17 comments)

Never eat Mexican food before a public event.