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Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (5 comments)

I know we’re here to make fun of celebrities, but this is awesome.

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (36 comments)

Ever notice you never see Lena Dunham and (Tim Burton’s) Oswald Cobblepot in the same place at the same time?

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital (12 comments)

What with jabbing that model plane in her cooch and all.

Posted on Mar 19th
re: Lindsay Lohan's Client List Just Got Bigger (35 comments)

In a related story, Shia LaBoeuf says he has also banged Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro and Ashton Kutcher.

Posted on Mar 19th
re: Lindsay Lohan's Client List Just Got Bigger (35 comments)

It’s like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but, let’s face it. More people have been in Lindsay than Bacon films.

Posted on Mar 18th
re: Malaysia Flight 370 Just Got Occam's Razor'd (24 comments)

Tom Hanks has always been on the cutting edge of Hollywood, but this viral sequel to Castaway is terrible. Who greenlit this project?

Posted on Mar 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.13.14 (37 comments)

At least she got a surgeon to remove the cross on her forehead: http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/images/blogphotos/Cool/100%20Greatest%20Ever/favorite-internet-photos-ever.jpg

Posted on Mar 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.13.14 (37 comments)

They’re making a live action version of Lilo & Stitch? Who plays Lilo Pelekai?

Posted on Mar 11th
re: Christians Hate 'Cosmos?' How Unexpected (95 comments)

Who knew Neil deGrasse Tyson was a member of The Van Buren Boys?

Posted on Mar 10th
re: So That 'True Detective' Finale (35 comments)

GoT and True Detective are interconnected.