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Posted on Apr 16th
re: Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital (12 comments)

What with jabbing that model plane in her cooch and all.

Posted on Mar 19th
re: Lindsay Lohan's Client List Just Got Bigger (35 comments)

In a related story, Shia LaBoeuf says he has also banged Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro and Ashton Kutcher.

Posted on Mar 19th
re: Lindsay Lohan's Client List Just Got Bigger (35 comments)

It’s like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but, let’s face it. More people have been in Lindsay than Bacon films.

Posted on Mar 18th
re: Malaysia Flight 370 Just Got Occam's Razor'd (24 comments)

Tom Hanks has always been on the cutting edge of Hollywood, but this viral sequel to Castaway is terrible. Who greenlit this project?

Posted on Mar 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.13.14 (37 comments)

At least she got a surgeon to remove the cross on her forehead: http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/images/blogphotos/Cool/100%20Greatest%20Ever/favorite-internet-photos-ever.jpg

Posted on Mar 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.13.14 (37 comments)

They’re making a live action version of Lilo & Stitch? Who plays Lilo Pelekai?

Posted on Mar 11th
re: Christians Hate 'Cosmos?' How Unexpected (95 comments)

Who knew Neil deGrasse Tyson was a member of The Van Buren Boys?

Posted on Mar 10th
re: So That 'True Detective' Finale (35 comments)

GoT and True Detective are interconnected.

Posted on Mar 10th
re: So That 'True Detective' Finale (35 comments)

Vince Gilligan waded through the same shit when Jesse killed Gale at the end of whichever season. He later had to jam that down viewer’s throats because they found a sliver of light and read all into it. And Pizzalatto clubs folks over the head and they still micro- examine the minutia.

People are never happy… until a scar-faced killer crucifies them apparently.

Posted on Feb 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (13 comments)

Do it! Call me “Laurence Fishburne” again. C;mon!!