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Posted on Sep 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (18 comments)

I feel like she’s been pregnant for about 15 months now.

Posted on Sep 12th
re: Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News (7 comments)

Everything from the bolt-ons down looks pretty solid. Above that, not so much.

Posted on Sep 1st
re: Kate Upton Has Leaked Nude Photos, Too (62 comments)

I’m guessing Zaloog was probably finished off the by the post of Coco’s gargantuan ass and her manhole sized butthole.

But, if he has anything left at all, this will do him in.

Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (19 comments)

Wins the comments today… Also for the grammar Nazis out there, correct punctuation.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: Nina Agdal's In A Bikini, Everybody Shut Up (12 comments)

Or Anastasia Ashley with her back to us holding a surfboard… Or Hilary Duff in her jeans getting in/out of an SUV.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: Nina Agdal's In A Bikini, Everybody Shut Up (12 comments)

25 pics and not even ONE of her sweet and epic ass? That’s a tragedy.

In spite of the many children she’s helped kill… would still lick the titty sweat off the undersides of those.

Really one of history’s better boob jobs…

Posted on Aug 15th
re: Why Is Chelsea Handler Naked? WHY? (39 comments)

So… what exactly are you trying to say. You like her or not?

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (5 comments)

Hell yeah! Now PLEASE let your hair grow out again.

Posted on Aug 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (30 comments)

It may not be the sexiest story you could tell, but how many people could say that they fucked Lena Dunham? Your buddies would give you shit for a bit, then someone would go, “So…. um. So, how was it?” Then you can have a story to tell and also be known as the guy that fucked Lena Dunham.

Anything for a story.