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In these parts we don’t use the term “taint”, we use “nacho”. As in “nacho” balls, “nacho” ass…

I would bang her pooper (in a sweet loving fashion) until she needed a colostomy bag.

chicken dinna!

It looks like she skipped collogen and botox and went straight to the semen injections.

It should have read: “My bite is not worse than my bark, my career has jumped the shark.”

Whadaya mean:”Free the Cardiff two?”

..pour some sugar on me!

She makes me think of the Rocky movies training scene with the speedbag.

I just sucked off all of first class and boy are my lips tired.

I fourth the motion. The ‘eyes’ have it.