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A) For some reason she changed into a turtleneck at the 30-second mark.
B) Worst side-boob ever
C) This pretty much summed up her “acting” skills

oh yeah… and they’ll both be single

Look at that face, you can tell she’s gonna be soo fat someday. My prediction: she and Jessica Simpson will be shopping together within 5 years.

Things go political and everyone on here starts busting out the thesauruses. Don’t you people realize Bret Michaels might have sabotaged his career…… and debate…..

South Park pretty much summed up my overall feelings about Jersey Shore & especially Snooki with last nights episode. Well done Trey and Matt!

I think Katy Perry and Heidi Montag went to the same acting school

I’d say what she did in the past is way less embarrassing as having your 43 year old mom still walking around looking like truck stop hooker

Shame on you People magazine. Giving all these young girls out there hopes of having 8 babies and still being able to look good in a bikini. I thank the paparazzi for setting the story straight.

Oh yeah, and… GROSS!

Once again I’m led to believe MTV is using the same people responsible for every faked Speidi shoot to make the Jersey Shore idiots seem like everyday people.

Well she has the porn star look down, good thing they didn’t plastic surgery her mouth shut or she wouldn’t have a future career