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I would say being cheated on by someone whose baby you are carrying, homosexually or otherwise, is more horrible/embarrassing than doing whatever consensual sex act you felt like doing with your bf when you were in your early 20s. Gotta go with Kim on this one, oddly enough.

“HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHA Whatarewelaughingabout?”

“You know, I’ve banged girls who look like you.” “That’s just… I just don’t get it.”

One of her nips is looking right at you and the other is… I dunno, bird-watching?

I thought Danny Bonaduce died

i try not to slam pregnant ladies’ bodies because it’s fucking ridiculous, but I’m sort of just amazed by this. At nine months, she is going to be something to behold.

A whole gallery of an unpretty girl in a horrible outfit? for what? Her boobs don’t even look big. Why, Fish, whyyyyy?

Here, Adam Levine, step up on this thing with me. You can see the tar pits full of your discarded models from here!

Animated wax sculpture and yet so. hot.

I’m mostly just really impressed that he knows that “could’ve” is not “could of”. He’s ok in my book.