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Posted on Aug 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (12 comments)

It’s London then France then underpants. You’ve got it all wrong, please start over.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (9 comments)

“…and then I reached out like this but quickly realized that that Diane wasn’t there–it was Richard Simmons. He told me to stop but I kept reaching. The next thing I knew I was waking up in a Bangkok hotel in a tub of ice. All in all it was still better than working with Brian Singer.”

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (30 comments)

Looks like Lena Dunham had lipo done on her face.

Posted on Jun 17th
re: Lindsay Lohan: London DKNY Menswear Show (4 comments)

“Oh the burn, the deep burn!”

Posted on Mar 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (25 comments)

So Lannisters don’t shit gold after all.

Posted on Feb 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.27.14 (18 comments)

“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so…scared.”

Posted on Feb 25th
re: Adam Baldwin Is A Shithead (74 comments)

I wouldn’t expect anything less from Animal Mother.

Posted on Feb 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (5 comments)

“Oh, that’s where I left my penis.”

Posted on Feb 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (12 comments)

Long Jon Snow and Mance “Pants” Rayder battle for the Iron Bone in the new homosexual erotic novel “A Thong of Ice and Fire.”

Posted on Jan 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.16.14 (22 comments)

Whoever did this wax sculpture of Salma Hayek forgot to add the rack.