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“So, it’s agreed?”

“Yes, Tiger. Quantity, not quality.”

Damn, Joe Don Baker hasn’t aged a bit.

“Look, I popped the button off his shirt just by pointing my finger at it. That’s the power of Scientology, people.”

“For the last fucking time, I am not the Kingslayer!”

Yep, that’s a titty.

Cate Blanchett is looking rough.

Ah, the mutual “Why did they sit me next to her?” look.

“Suck it, Demi!”

The smiles from these girls would be a lot more sincere if they really knew who Steven Tyler was.

“No, Rachel, that guy in line waiting for a signed copy of your book is not Anthony Bourdain. He still hates you.”