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Posted on Feb 4th
re: Barbara Walters Will Defend Woody Allen Now (61 comments)

Nope. The way I read it, the majority of that guy’s argument is, “Yeah, but… but… Mia Farrow slept with a lot of dudes!” Sorry, but slut-shaming the kid’s mom is not a reasonable defense against Woody Allen sexually abusing their daughter.

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Justin Bieber Biting A Stripper's Nipple (22 comments)

THANK YOU. Jesus.

Posted on Dec 17th, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian Waxed North West's Unibrow (42 comments)

Hmmm…. waxed, no. Photoshopped? Definitely. Shameful, but who’s really all that shocked?.

Just so we’re clear, that’s a bravo for No Name. My poor husband, also a conservative, has a “Aw-Jesus-fuck-no” moment every time the (anti-)social tea baggers start up in the media with their ideologue. It’s just insanity.

Posted on Nov 20th, 2013
re: Channing Tatum Attempts Van Damme's Epic Split (13 comments)

Don’t get me wrong though, I’d still let him eat crackers in my bed…

Posted on Nov 20th, 2013
re: Channing Tatum Attempts Van Damme's Epic Split (13 comments)

He doesn’t set my lady parts on fire, but I still really dig this guy. I like that he doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously. :)

Posted on Nov 19th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman's Guns Just Got Taken Away (108 comments)

Not sure I exactly agree with the sentiment, but your comment wins the internet for me today. Well done!

Posted on Nov 19th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman's Guns Just Got Taken Away (108 comments)

*applauding loudly*

Posted on Nov 15th, 2013
re: A Moment For Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split (35 comments)

For some reason I read the byline and totally thought this was going to be the stuff of nightmares where his head cracks open like a walnut and God-knows-what came crawling out.

I’m fine, really.