As you can see, my young apprentice, your
friends have failed. Now witness the
firepower of this fully armed and operational
battle station.
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re: Angelina Jolie Doesn't Have Any Friends (75 comments)
I’d be her friend.
I’d be a kickass friend. And I wouldn’t ever even ask her to buy me anything. Just to babysit my kid every once in a while.