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You kill me, as she looks really deformed. But – lucky for you, you can even stick THOSE on window glass!

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That’s what Heath Ledger said.

Ugly is the “new” pretty. It’s what all the billionaires are doing.

Between this and Madonna, I’m officially sickened and won’t be back today. Now I know how a cat with a hairball feels.

Generally speaking, weight training for women over 40 is an excellent idea. But for that six pack Madonna’s sporting, women usually have to go beyond sane boundaries. Generally only competition body builders are willing to do it because it really is this hideous to look at.

So Madonna? Ignoring that layer of Bondo that’s making her face look halfway decent, the only conclusions are:

Over-trained, over-tired, under-fed while trying way too hard. That tramp stamp should read “No Taste,” “No Boundaries” or most appropriately “No Sense.”

Cher had a keen sense of what parts of her body looked great and how to best showcase them.

Madonna can’t even pull off the androgynous “guy with breasts.” The costume is too large in the bust, crypt keeper hands and veinous arms show that her body fat is way beyond low. A state BTW that could make just about every twenty year old female look sick whereas Madonna is channeling the Crypt Keeper or some future character from Twilight. The only explanation as to why Madonna doesn’t say “ick” when she looks into a mirror.

Poor Lourdes. Mummy just wants her to be proud.

What’s to tell? We ALL know it.

I am the only one that sees some tongue in cheek humor that out of all the possible songs out there Travolta picked a Barbra Streisand tune for this video card? I guess he edited out Liza’s dancing.

Sure sign that she did her makeup herself…

At the rate she’s aging, I doubt she’ll see 21…

Hate to burst everyone’s bubble but Courtney IS wearing makeup – it’s the natural look because they ratcheted back on the eye makeup and the lip color – so for once she doesn’t look like a hyped up tranny. Amazing what we get used to, huh?

And Doug has to be a vampire sucking life force out of her because she is without doubt the OLDEST looking teenager I’ve ever seen. Even a coat of Bondo doesn’t revive her skin. She looks 17 going on 37.

And finally, cheap implants, poorly done. Apparently Doug wouldn’t pay for the best as I’m guessing he’s simply counting the days on how long it lasts. Points for going more than 72 days though…

LMAO!!!

So…..Let’s put this in perspective TomFrank. Mid-thirties means he is about to or has already been invited to his TWENTY year high school reunion. He also is possibly teenage photo boys father. Hence – MIDDLE AGED.

Appears you’re still burning from your Octomom posts…

And a hideous dress… not even fitted properly.