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What’s to tell? We ALL know it.

I am the only one that sees some tongue in cheek humor that out of all the possible songs out there Travolta picked a Barbra Streisand tune for this video card? I guess he edited out Liza’s dancing.

Sure sign that she did her makeup herself…

At the rate she’s aging, I doubt she’ll see 21…

Hate to burst everyone’s bubble but Courtney IS wearing makeup – it’s the natural look because they ratcheted back on the eye makeup and the lip color – so for once she doesn’t look like a hyped up tranny. Amazing what we get used to, huh?

And Doug has to be a vampire sucking life force out of her because she is without doubt the OLDEST looking teenager I’ve ever seen. Even a coat of Bondo doesn’t revive her skin. She looks 17 going on 37.

And finally, cheap implants, poorly done. Apparently Doug wouldn’t pay for the best as I’m guessing he’s simply counting the days on how long it lasts. Points for going more than 72 days though…

LMAO!!!

So…..Let’s put this in perspective TomFrank. Mid-thirties means he is about to or has already been invited to his TWENTY year high school reunion. He also is possibly teenage photo boys father. Hence – MIDDLE AGED.

Appears you’re still burning from your Octomom posts…

And a hideous dress… not even fitted properly.

Oh the joy that is hormonal teenage boys with an internet connection.

Having racked up a lot of gym time – I agree. Mila pulls those yoga pants off and her butt’s going to drop about six saggy inches (implants or not). She reads as “thin” not “in shape”. Two completely different things.

And, the boy language doesn’t read “intimate” to me – too much space between them…but there goes the teenager thing again too.

So now we know:

The Fish is a divorced middle aged mid-western guy who likes to golf (There is NO other reason to put up with NASCAR BTW).

Oddly – I am not at all surprised…

I think the elephant in the room here is that Octomom thought that her story would be just as appealing as Jon & Kate Plus Eight. That she and her children would become media darlings and that she could have her cake and eat it too. And the fertility doctor probably thought that too.

Best laid plans of mice and men..etc

In the old days – before media was instantaneous – folks went to carnival/freak shows to feel good about themselves. Thus is the basis of ALL reality television. Tune in to see someone more miserably screwed up than yourself and validates your life choices.

And it IS exactly what was cut out of that sex tape that makes this woman famous. That’s why it keeps getting mentioned. The thought: “EWWW and she was idiot enough to let it be taped too…” —> What a pathetic freak…no matter how much money she makes, people feel superior. Hence her “success.”