re: Lady GaGa's Born This Way Foundation Only Gave $5,000 Of Its $2 Million To Actual Charity (34 comments)
Still beats Locks of Love. And those “paralyzed veteran” groups that send you address labels.
re: Miley Cyrus & Robin Thicke: VMAs 2013 (5 comments)
Beetlejuice and a winged monkey from Oz.
re: Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton's Marriage (29 comments)
His pants are more offensive than the simulated sex. And a good enough reason for divorce.
re: Kanye West Thinks He Can Make People Stop Buying Louis Vuitton (32 comments)
Does Louis Vuitton make a douche bag? Because that would be sweet product placement.
re: Rihanna Just Got Us All Killed (22 comments)
How enlightening to perform in a place where women get arrested for being raped. Wonder what kind of sentence she’d get for being punched in the face.
re: The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre 44th Anniversary Gala (8 comments)
He’s got enough hair for five Travoltas. But who the fuck is he?
re: The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre 44th Anniversary Gala (11 comments)
One part Randy Travis to two parts Buster Poindexter. Serve with eyeliner and gothy macramé.
re: The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre 44th Anniversary Gala (5 comments)
Xenu might want to look into some Crest White Strips there.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.10.13 (16 comments)
Charlie Chan and the Case of the Missing Masseuse.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.1.13 (11 comments)
You know anything about changing a nose? Wanna help me change a nose here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I’m just coming flat out and saying ‘help me.’ Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a nose? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this nose. 35 dollars to change this nose right now.