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Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (25 comments)

“Lord, what the hell did I ever do to deser– Oh thats right, I’m Kanye West.”

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (15 comments)

I’m frightened yet aroused at the same time

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (16 comments)

“I milked your cow for you. Took a while to get her going, but once she did….”
“We don’t have a cow. We have a bull…”

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Lena Dunham: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (6 comments)

Remember Ursula? The sea witch from Little Mermaid? She was fat on top and had a mass of tentacles below….

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Lena Dunham: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (12 comments)

Just when I thought she couldn’t look any worse, she opened her mouth

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Sarah Silverman: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (2 comments)

I’ll be in lust with her til one of us dies

“What do I do? They’re all staring at me!”

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (17 comments)

Ten seconds ago, the front wheels were straight

Posted on Aug 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (36 comments)

Garry Shandling has some big tits