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Posted on Aug 13th, 2013
re: Selena Gomez: Teen Choice Awards 2013 (1 comments)

She looks like a hooker I banged for $100. God bless Mexico.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (17 comments)

Only Maury knows whose the father.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (14 comments)

This is sadder than any comment I could make.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (10 comments)

Gone gilfing… Back tomorrow

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (16 comments)

Have you ever gone home with a girl and hated the whole night cause she wanted you to see her silver spoon collection before you violated her? Then after the deed she thinks she’ll be with you forever? Her name is Sonnet. This is her picture.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (20 comments)

Bitch took all the face cards.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (13 comments)

If this was the end of my fifteen minutes I’d grab a clit too.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (22 comments)

The egg tooth falls off after the animal has breached the shell.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (13 comments)

MADLIBS: Hickory dickory plugs, this girl was sucking my old, the clock struck prostitute, I dropped my relevant and dropped her on the next geriatric ward.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (18 comments)

These shitty chicken wings should be breaded