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Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.11.13 (12 comments)

In her attic there’s a portrait that looks like Charo.

Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.11.13 (24 comments)

This is the longest it’s taken to kill Sean Bean in a movie.

Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.11.13 (25 comments)

Hey Jenny let’s be shoah to weah ah fackin smaht people glasses in case the cawksuckin reportahs is theyah.

Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.10.13 (30 comments)

We all float down h- okay, well, we used to before the Botox and implants weighed us down.

Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.10.13 (21 comments)

“So you want me to sign it to Fiteen Manuts Ovar? That’s your real name?”

Posted on Oct 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.10.13 (27 comments)

Bill Murray was wrong. Her ass can act.

Posted on Oct 5th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.4.13 (24 comments)

So that’s what Jenna Bush has been up to.

Posted on Oct 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.27.13 (15 comments)

YIHA!

Posted on Oct 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.30.13 (25 comments)

Guy’s been resetting his watch to 15 minutes ago for decades now.

Posted on Oct 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.1.13 (15 comments)

Dennis Leary’s lesser-known lesbian sister.