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Posted on Oct 14th, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan's Gone Full Hooker (115 comments)

Freckle-lajora??!?! Jesus fucking christ, that shit is hilarious. Fish, you’re a literary genius. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted on Jun 16th, 2010
re: Demi Lovato in a Bikini (141 comments)

STFU, you ass clown! Suppose a 17 yr old shits on your face and sets your house on fire. I’ll bet you’d be fine with prosecuting them as an adult.

That little slutty mc slutterson whores herself all over town and whatevs if someone posts a picture of her vag hangin’ out. Give me a fucking break!

Posted on Jun 12th, 2010
re: UPDATE: Did They Spill it in Her Liver? (56 comments)

sure. suppose if i’d watch midgets fuck, i’d be interested in seeing her fire crotch, but you best believe i’ll be wearing a hazmat suit.

Posted on Jun 11th, 2010
re: Lady GaGa in Her Underwear at a Mets Game. Why Not? (54 comments)

flipping off photogs with your bare fingers is totally unoriginal; self blasphemy, really and i’m beyond disappointed in this bitch. i’d expect her to at the very least strap giant, glittery teacup dildos to her knuckles and bleed from her eyes.

she’s so boring. and fugly. you can’t even say she’s a butterface. she’s mostly a butterwallet.

Posted on Jun 11th, 2010
re: 0611-jlo-panty-flash-17 (1 comments)

I wanna see what they’re all lookin’ at!

Posted on Jun 10th, 2010
re: UPDATE: Did They Spill it in Her Liver? (56 comments)

let her drink, just don’t let her pro-create. can they put a scram cork up her cunt?

Posted on Jun 10th, 2010
re: Lindsay Lohan Can Drink - At Ten Grand A Pop (37 comments)

she needs to clip her cat’s nails. can you use the edge of a credit card for that?

Posted on Jun 10th, 2010
re: 0610-staub-uncensored-sex-tape-12 (32 comments)

I love that she’s posing with a camera when she’s obviously blind. Poor thing, I’ve heard eye cancer’s a bitch. At least she could trust the peeps that decorated her bathroom. I mean LOVE the wall paper, black tile, and fake wall plants. Hope she tipped them well!