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Posted on Apr 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.9.14 (21 comments)

Why can’t you be more like John Lennon?

Do you want me to be a singer, Mommy?

No, dead.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (2 comments)

So you Fucked Ted?

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (19 comments)

“Who iz your Daddy and vhat does he do?”

“Well, he’s standing right behind you and he marries stewardesses.”

Posted on Mar 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.20.14 (9 comments)

Mr. Astin, Do you know what you look like?
No, what do I look like?
A Po-tay-toe.

Posted on Mar 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.20.14 (3 comments)

Luckily, I finished before I made it to her face.

Posted on Mar 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (28 comments)

“Hang on, let me see if I have change for a twenty.

Posted on Mar 8th
re: Kate Usmanova Bikini Photos: Miami (5 comments)

You think that’s veiny, wait ’til you see her cock.

Posted on Mar 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.7.14 (7 comments)

But not Discover,
Screw those losers.

Posted on Feb 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.26.14 (12 comments)

I’m assuming she was there as a cautionary example.

Posted on Feb 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.26.14 (28 comments)

Leeleeewwww