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Posted on Oct 14th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.9.13 (40 comments)

Tits…check. Vagina…check. Jaw like Desperate Dan…check. . It’d be like fucking a young, non Parkinson’s Ozzy with sweater meat

It has the shape and plumpness of a boxers glove

Yes…the plump vagina.

Posted on Jun 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.4.13 (44 comments)

She has the fucked face of a pugilist

Posted on Jun 4th, 2013
re: Kristin Cavallari Post-Baby Body Bikini Photos: Los Angeles (8 comments)

…and no sex appeal

Posted on Jun 4th, 2013
re: Kristin Cavallari Post-Baby Body Bikini Photos: Los Angeles (8 comments)

This is difficult to masturbate to

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: Mischa Barton's Huge Thighs in Ripped Jean Shorts (19 comments)

She all meaty. She looks like her vaginny’s like a boxer’s glove or like two pounds of bread dough

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: Mischa Barton's Huge Thighs in Ripped Jean Shorts (19 comments)

Harpoon that plump poon.

Posted on Jan 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.24.13 (18 comments)

Loves coke & cock…get in