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Posted on Apr 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (26 comments)

Liz Lemon should lay off the Botox.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: Good Morning, Julia Pereira, And Other News (12 comments)

Check that – anything under 18.5 is underweight. So … yeah.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: Good Morning, Julia Pereira, And Other News (12 comments)

According to her Wikipedia page, she’s 5’9.5″ and 117 lbs., giving her a BMI of about 17. (Anything under 17.5 is medically underweight, even at her age.) Yes, our society has normalized obesity, but that doesn’t mean that this woman who is in the 99th percentile of height for women comes even close to representing a normal, ideal, and/or healthy figure (even if she is at an ideal, healthy weight for herself … and neither of us are in a position to say whether she is). You obviously have access to the internet and therefore the same information that I’ve put here. So use it next time before you spout off your ignorant opinions.

The redhead in the background is thinking, “Huh, I guess I could be a model.”

Why 2009, the depths of the financial crisis when the whole world was miserable? Why not, like, before his ALS got bad so he could be young and (relatively) attractive and be like, “Hey, baby, I solved the universe and this is my party and I can actually do you.”

Posted on Sep 27th, 2013
re: Melissa & Joe Gorga: L*Space By Monica Wise Fashion Show (1 comments)

So that’s the guy raping her? Jeez, I was all like whatever before, but now I just feel sorry for her.

Jezebel has totally jumped the shark. It used to be kind of edgy, but now it has this party line way of thinking that is humorless and alienating. (The commenters are even worse.) The KO Barstool movement, for example: way to turn off an entire college-educated generation of would-be feminists, Jezebel. I’m so sick of them detracting from an important cause by basically being a caricature of a bitchy, self-righteous shrew. And although he is pretty terrible too, the best writer left there is ironically a man.

Also, I’m sure the Fish is aware of this, but they’ve called The Superficial a “brossip blog” in the past, as if only men can enjoy this site. If that’s not sexist and indicative of having no sense of humor whatsoever, I don’t know what is.

Posted on Nov 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.13.12 (29 comments)

Totally James Franco in 20 years

Posted on Nov 7th, 2012
re: Natasha Poly Bikini Photos: Miami (5 comments)

I don’t think you know who she is. She’s an extremely successful fashion model who has already been paid many times over, and she’s also married to a rich banker type …

It’s not like me to defend Lindsay Lohan, but walking pneumonia is a lot more common for young people than most people realize. I know four people in their early 20s who had it and it took weeks before it was diagnosed and then more time to go away. Sooooo it can and does happen. That said, it’s hard to believe anything that comes out of LiLo’s mouth so, yeah, she’s prob lying.