re: Christina Ricci Collapses For Easy Storage (25 comments)
I want to impale her w/my crank shaft and pose her like the hood ornament of a 1948 Dodge.
re: Holy Santa Maria Jesus Shit Christ, Sofia Vergara's Breasts At The Golden Globes After-Party (5 comments)
I’d motor boat those things like it was the Spanish Armada.
re: Debby Ryan Is Your New Selena Gomez (21 comments)
I want to jizz my initials on her forehead.
re: Jessica Simpson (Appears To Have) Lost Weight (18 comments)
If she sat on my face and wiggled, she’d crush my head like a grape.
re: BEST OF 2013: Lindsay Lohan's Nude Scenes From 'The Canyons' (5 comments)
I’d plow it like a New England driveway in January.
re: Justin Bieber's Hooker Made A Porno (17 comments)
Brazilian porno, big deal. If she’s not wanking a horse I’m not interested.
re: Taylor Swift Performs At The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (10 comments)
Doughnut bumping. Just before impact, apparently
re: Jenna Jameson's Doing Porn Again (61 comments)
Why look at Jenna when you can look at Emily Austin instead.
Google her and gawk.
re: Just Kidding, Tati Neves Is A Hooker (24 comments)
I thought for sure her schlong would be twice the size of Mr. Maple Syrup. But, maybe it was before the operation.
re: Milyn Jensen Instagram Photos (11 comments)
I don’t think raw dogging it in the ass and then pulling out for a facial will improve the looks on this one.