re: Justin Bieber's Hooker Made A Porno (17 comments)
Brazilian porno, big deal. If she’s not wanking a horse I’m not interested.
re: Taylor Swift Performs At The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (10 comments)
Doughnut bumping. Just before impact, apparently
re: Jenna Jameson's Doing Porn Again (61 comments)
Why look at Jenna when you can look at Emily Austin instead.
Google her and gawk.
re: Just Kidding, Tati Neves Is A Hooker (24 comments)
I thought for sure her schlong would be twice the size of Mr. Maple Syrup. But, maybe it was before the operation.
re: Milyn Jensen Instagram Photos (11 comments)
I don’t think raw dogging it in the ass and then pulling out for a facial will improve the looks on this one.
re: Amanda Bynes Found The Retweet Button (17 comments)
I wanna fuck the crazy out of that bitch.
re: Amanda Bynes Tweeted Her Crazy Cleavage Again (22 comments)
I’d fuck the crazy out of her.
Well, mebby not – but I’d try.
re: Kat Dennings Is Your New Christina Hendricks And Other News (56 comments)
Holy Crap! Renee’s boobs are awesome, especially with the nipple piercings.
re: Megan Fox is Married (72 comments)
Randal’s comments are dripping in sarcasm and irony.
A careful reading of his little bon mots holds the intended subject up to withering ridicule and mocking contempt masked as a complement.
And isn’t that why we are here and read this stuff?
re: Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower (65 comments)
Exactly how many bottles of shampoo does she need, anyway?
That’s a loofah sponge (or a cheap knock-off from Target) and from the looks of the gloves, it appears she does her own cleaning instead of hiring a maid.