re: Amanda Bynes Found The Retweet Button (17 comments)
I wanna fuck the crazy out of that bitch.
re: Amanda Bynes Tweeted Her Crazy Cleavage Again (22 comments)
I’d fuck the crazy out of her.
Well, mebby not – but I’d try.
re: Kat Dennings Is Your New Christina Hendricks And Other News (56 comments)
Holy Crap! Renee’s boobs are awesome, especially with the nipple piercings.
re: Megan Fox is Married (72 comments)
Randal’s comments are dripping in sarcasm and irony.
A careful reading of his little bon mots holds the intended subject up to withering ridicule and mocking contempt masked as a complement.
And isn’t that why we are here and read this stuff?
re: Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower (65 comments)
Exactly how many bottles of shampoo does she need, anyway?
That’s a loofah sponge (or a cheap knock-off from Target) and from the looks of the gloves, it appears she does her own cleaning instead of hiring a maid.
re: 0625-justin-bieber-mom-playboy-00 (18 comments)
How old is she?
re: Katy Perry 'Topless' for Esquire UK (116 comments)
No nips = not topless.
re: And Now Salma Hayek's Breasts (72 comments)
No. No you’re not. You’re late by 26 minutes.
re: Lindsay Lohan Was 10 Hours Late (35 comments)
Artsy-fartsy, high strung, under-talented, pampered creative talent (and I use talent loosely) have been known to show up late on the set.
Musicians show up hours late for a recording session.
Models show up days late for a photo shoot.
Actors don’t come out of the trailer for hours for a take.
And for the crew it’s all billable hours.
re: Hayden Panettiere is Still Banging a Giant and Other News (49 comments)
69 is not a possibility.