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Posted on Dec 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.19.14 (16 comments)

She can’t count or recite the months of the year sequentially

Remember that song “I love it” by a fake euro-group called Icona Pop last year? (If you took a spin class, you heard it; trust me.)
Charlie XCX was responsible for that.

Danceteria was fun back in the day. Especially when Bananarama made their “singing” debut – but were actually lip-synching. It was kinda obvious – even at 3:00am.

Posted on Dec 15th
re: Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape (54 comments)

stunt cock – where’s the hole?
director – we’ll roll her in flour and and you fuck the wet spot.

Posted on Dec 15th
re: Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape (54 comments)

Ripley – This little girl survived 6 weeks without weapons or backup.
Hicks – Great, why don’t you put her in charge?

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (14 comments)

3-1/2 – and it’s CBJ not NQNS – not the GFE I was looking for.

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (14 comments)

I think her clit is bigger than my penis.

go for the percentage key. They never get any action

Yeah, but that mouth. Hopefully, she give worldclass hummers

Posted on Nov 28th
re: 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Has A Trailer (37 comments)

“. . . *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy*. . . ” Fish, next time shop smart. Shop S-Mart!