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Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

He’s also got a warrant out for his arrest. http://mashable.com/2014/08/26/miley-cyrus-vma-date-wanted/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

I actually kinda wondered if he wasn’t playing her. I mean, I think she might have actually thought she was doing something good. (I might be giving too much credit but…)

They’re her pets? That’s Michael Bay being pissy that the internet jumped down his throat for the “Turtles as aliens” idea isn’t it?

It could have been someone totally innocuous telling the story of how funny it was and HR got wind and went into cover our ass mode.

And now this: http://perezhilton.com/2014-07-30-justin-bieber-orlando-bloom-instagram-mock-again-crying-pic#.U9mGEVZYVg0 Justin’s a big man when he’s a few miles away behind a computer screen.

Except according to the owner, nobody actually hired him. He just thinks he’s Batman.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber (16 comments)

And TMZ is now reporting that Beiber went home and Instagrammed a pic of Miranda Kerr. I cannot stop laughing. I will pay money to see a video of Legolas kicking the Maple Christ’s ass. Real American dollars. This one ups the Kiefer/Freddie fight.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber (16 comments)

This is the greatest story. Fish you just made my crappy month so much brighter.

Amen. (Veronika – Jesse Eisenberg is playing Lex Luthor. With flowing hair.)

Yeah the Gaiman Sandman film has HUGE potential. Also, no Zack Snyder.

Best. Comment. Ever.