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Posted on Mar 26th
re: WTF Is Conscious Uncoupling? (58 comments)

It’s not my fault we’re divorcing, it’s SCIENCE. I’ve actually thought for a long time that they’ve had an open marriage and that neither was particularly monogamous. Getting caught would ruin Goop’s image of perfection and so now she wants out. Finally Tracey Anderson can just move into Goop’s house and live out her fantasy of totally controlling everything for always now.

Posted on Feb 20th
re: Good Morning, Anastasia Ashley, And Other News (1 comments)

It’s pretty messed up that in a fight about rape between a porn producer and an “actress” that I’m firmly on the side of the porn producer. I think that just proves that Farrah Abrams is the worst.

THUMBS UP for the d’Onofrio reference my friend!

Posted on Nov 1st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - 11.1.13 (36 comments)

A judge actually awarded Denise temporary custody of Charlie and Brooke’s kids. She might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I have to admit that’s some heart right there.

Posted on Oct 17th, 2013
re: Michael Bay Got Attacked By Triads In Hong Kong (10 comments)

I refuse to believe that Michael got near, much less touched, a female weighing more than 85 pounds. (Love Rebel.)

I’m just waiting for the Kirk Cameron film version to come out.

I know. I just love the selective “facts” being presented these days. I mean, some random old dude had a dream 15 years ago about a guy he didn’t know. It proves that OBAMA IS A WITCH! BURN HIM! Intelligent debate. Sigh.

It’s cute that Michele thinks that the US have never armed terrorists before. Three words: Iran Contra Affair. America has a long and proud history of funding and arming terrible people. We funded Pol Pot for crying out loud.