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Posted on Oct 2nd
re: Amanda Bynes Is Tweeting Again (Probably) (6 comments)

It’s definitely her. She’s changed the name to Amanda and is tweeting stuff about herself. Also, she’s clearly off the rails again poor girl.

When you have an 81 year old woman in with breathing problems going under general anesthesia, you should, you know, be in a hospital in case something goes wrong though. Plus selfies with an unconscious woman is more than a little creepy. They deserve all the litigation they’re going to get.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (72 comments)

SERIOUSLY.

Posted on Sep 2nd
re: CeeLo Green Is The Raping Machine (26 comments)

Also raping. Raping is a thing they should not be doing.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

He’s also got a warrant out for his arrest. http://mashable.com/2014/08/26/miley-cyrus-vma-date-wanted/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

I actually kinda wondered if he wasn’t playing her. I mean, I think she might have actually thought she was doing something good. (I might be giving too much credit but…)

They’re her pets? That’s Michael Bay being pissy that the internet jumped down his throat for the “Turtles as aliens” idea isn’t it?

It could have been someone totally innocuous telling the story of how funny it was and HR got wind and went into cover our ass mode.

And now this: http://perezhilton.com/2014-07-30-justin-bieber-orlando-bloom-instagram-mock-again-crying-pic#.U9mGEVZYVg0 Justin’s a big man when he’s a few miles away behind a computer screen.

Except according to the owner, nobody actually hired him. He just thinks he’s Batman.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber (16 comments)

And TMZ is now reporting that Beiber went home and Instagrammed a pic of Miranda Kerr. I cannot stop laughing. I will pay money to see a video of Legolas kicking the Maple Christ’s ass. Real American dollars. This one ups the Kiefer/Freddie fight.