re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (14 comments)
Orange mocha frappucino!
re: Amanda Bynes Is Tweeting Again (Probably) (6 comments)
It’s definitely her. She’s changed the name to Amanda and is tweeting stuff about herself. Also, she’s clearly off the rails again poor girl.
re: Joan Rivers' Doctor Took A Selfie During The Biopsy That Killed Her (26 comments)
When you have an 81 year old woman in with breathing problems going under general anesthesia, you should, you know, be in a hospital in case something goes wrong though. Plus selfies with an unconscious woman is more than a little creepy. They deserve all the litigation they’re going to get.
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (72 comments)
re: CeeLo Green Is The Raping Machine (26 comments)
Also raping. Raping is a thing they should not be doing.
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)
He’s also got a warrant out for his arrest. http://mashable.com/2014/08/26/miley-cyrus-vma-date-wanted/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link
I actually kinda wondered if he wasn’t playing her. I mean, I think she might have actually thought she was doing something good. (I might be giving too much credit but…)
re: Michael Bay Is The Antichrist: A Review of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' (47 comments)
They’re her pets? That’s Michael Bay being pissy that the internet jumped down his throat for the “Turtles as aliens” idea isn’t it?
re: And Now For The Time Chris Pratt Showed Amy Poehler His Penis (13 comments)
It could have been someone totally innocuous telling the story of how funny it was and HR got wind and went into cover our ass mode.
re: Justin Bieber Pissed Off Legolas By Bragging About Miranda Kerr (26 comments)
And now this: http://perezhilton.com/2014-07-30-justin-bieber-orlando-bloom-instagram-mock-again-crying-pic#.U9mGEVZYVg0 Justin’s a big man when he’s a few miles away behind a computer screen.
re: George Zimmerman Is Randomly Guarding Businesses Now, Oh Good (54 comments)
Except according to the owner, nobody actually hired him. He just thinks he’s Batman.