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Posted on Jul 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (12 comments)

Bucket list:
See Carla Gugino naked
Steal Joe Jonas’ clothes
Steal Kim Kardashian’s shoes
Get an owl tattoo

Goin’ strong Rourke!

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (32 comments)

Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
His boner tells me so

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (14 comments)

My guess: nipples the size of manhole covers.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (23 comments)

‘Merica!!

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (14 comments)

I twat I taw a puddy tat

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (14 comments)

LOL

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (19 comments)

There’s ice cream in the window of the shop.
What a drippy, sticky mess all over the floor.
Hey! That’s the name of her sex tape. I get it.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (15 comments)

What’s that all over her face? Boy, if I had a nicklel…

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (7 comments)

“Man, Marlon Brando in the flesh, yo MB, say ‘gettin jiggy wid it!”

“Sei stato grande in Pulp Fiction! Dammi un foto, troppo!”

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (11 comments)

Oh balls. You can’t delete shit on here that you fucked up.