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Posted on May 21st
re: Put. A. God. Damn. Shirt. On. (31 comments)

You know, I cringe when women are accused of having PMS when they get bitchy but fuck me, I’d better go take a Midol. I hate that fucking kid so much I can’t even find the words for it.

Posted on Jan 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.24.14 (37 comments)

Look at the shadow under the toilet. And the toilet shown between her legs. And the toilet seat cover on her right hip (your left), hmm she’s in a mirror so her left? Whatever. Toilet seat cover your left, her hip. Shadow under the painting above the toilet.

The rest on right is harder to detect because it’s just painted wall behind her.

Posted on Jan 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.24.14 (23 comments)

You know, I hate to point it out when people gain-lose-gain again because it’s kinda mean. And if she wasn’t profiting off of her own line of weight loss products I wouldn’t point it out. But she is so I will.

Posted on Jan 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.24.14 (37 comments)

Pretty sure that’s a laundry basket. But still. Clean your shit up before you start posting pictures. And given the amount of photoshopping this particular shot has been subjected to, I’m surprised she didn’t chop out the garbage and drop in George Clooney in its place.

“.. play a fife with the devil… ”

Holy HELL that made me laugh!!!! Most come here for the pictures, I come for this kind of commentary. May God (or whatever deity you believe in – er do you?) bless you for all the days of your life.

Posted on Dec 27th, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian's Lesbian Sex Purse (22 comments)

Oh FFS I’ll bet that Kanye painted that shit himself. That’s an Hermès Birkin Bag and they don’t paint that crap on them. It looks like he painted the Kardashians on it. And Bruce Jenner wearing an angry yoga mask in the background. He wants to be taken seriously as a fashion designer and does that shit?

Posted on Dec 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13 (27 comments)

His eyes are pinched tight not only to avoid the reality that he’s kissing a girl but to help him resist the urge to clean that toothpaste splattered mirror.

Posted on Dec 17th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.17.13 (17 comments)

Posted on Sep 3rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.3.13 (30 comments)

FACE!

I listened to less than 5 seconds of that shit. I’d rather have Tan Mom’s song on continuous loop for the rest of my life than listen to that song once in it’s entirety. Two of the most obnoxious fucks in the entertainment business in one song? No. NO and NO AGAIN.

Isn’t there an island we can ship these assholes off to? One with cannibals?