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Posted on Nov 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.21.14 (17 comments)

Are those legs or slats from a wooden pallet?

Posted on Nov 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.13.14 (6 comments)

That blouse is an absolute crime against humanity. Did she lose all fashion sense and steal that from my grandmother?

Posted on Nov 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.13.14 (24 comments)

Fatty fatty two by four, can’t fit through the kitchen door, or in this case, through the front door at Madison Square Garden.

Posted on Nov 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.4.14 (9 comments)

Is she picking the muffin top out of her teeth?

Posted on Nov 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.4.14 (24 comments)

I just looked at that picture and I immediately thought of Phil Hartman. Man, he just did the best Donald Trump. I miss that guy.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (15 comments)

This could have been a great picture of the photographer but Prince D-Bag just had to photobomb it.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (26 comments)

A bloody turd. That’s very nice.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (24 comments)

Lena Dunham is all natural, maybe she’s a bit more your speed.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (19 comments)

The gay here is very well done.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: Mama June Under Investigation By Child Services (36 comments)

That one line is exactly why I come to this website during my valuable working hours. That fish can write some funny stuff.