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I think the operative phrase there is “old woman”.

How is it possible to have a 6 pack and a gut at the same time?

I’m confused.

Double bag her head and I’d be good to go.

Thank you for remembering that Hanoi Jane is a fuckin’ traitor and always will be a fuckin’ traitor.

I’d like to go all Travon on her brother.

She really looks good here, in a sort of “did someone just stick their fist up my ass” kind of way.

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In case you might have forgotten…

A time so long ago

I saw what you did there. Brilliant!

“The dude who put naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson on the Internet is looking at 60 years in jail, but George Zimmerman walks free.”

I guess the difference there would be that the dude that stole pictures from SJ did something illegal and Zimmerman didn’t do anything wrong other than defend himself.