re: The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven (61 comments)
Ya know, if I had to be anally raped I guess I’d just as soon have the pope do it. Well, the Pope or Kanye, either would be fine.
re: Ke$ha Thinks She's Gwyneth Paltrow (34 comments)
Expectation: I look like Gwyneth.
Reality: I look like me.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (24 comments)
The three idiots
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (9 comments)
I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I’d meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
re: Jaden Smith Wants To Be Emancipated (31 comments)
If emancipated means suffocation then yeah, I’m all for it.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.7.13 (26 comments)
As the official Superficial spokesperson for everyone over 50, I can tell you that in his day, (1976), Bruce Jenner was cool as fuck and banged his fair share of supermodels.
Unfortunately something happened on the way to old age because now he looks like Rene Richards, (another old person reference), and he’s banging the most hideous bitch on the planet.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.7.13 (5 comments)
If Dinklage was just to the left the picture would be perfect.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.22.13 (25 comments)
Hitler can’t reach the pedals and flips out.
“Nein nein nein nein!!!!”
re: Tallulah Willis: Coachella (9 comments)
I can almost see her bieber.
re: Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News (4 comments)
Im not digging the flapjacks or the Rorschach dress.