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Posted on Jan 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.6.12 (24 comments)

Glad to see Pippa got the “Pippa”.

Posted on Dec 9th, 2011
re: Megan Fox Shopping at The Grove (2 comments)

I’m suddenly realizing Megan Fox’s boobs aren’t all that big.

Posted on Nov 29th, 2011
re: Miley Cyrus Made A Song For Occupy Wall Street (58 comments)

Pictured: Miley Cyrus’ Mom.

Posted on Nov 18th, 2011
re: Selena Gomez's Wax Figure Looks Terrible
and Other News
(21 comments)

Even the wax figure can’t believe this shit.

She can sue Bieber for giving her herpes instead. That has to be the reason she didn’t cover up whatever is going on on her upper lip.

Posted on Sep 27th, 2011
re: Nicole Richie & Samantha Ronson Were in Bikinis. Oh, Good. (18 comments)

I just looked up “Butterface” in the dictionary and there’s a picture of Samantha Ronson.

Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011
re: 0902-lindsay-lohan-04 (2 comments)

She should worry less about her career and more about that weird growth on her knee before she dies also.

Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011
re: Michael Lohan and The Situation's Dad Found Each Other (38 comments)

If Lindsay™ and The Situation™ get together I’ll finally believe all of Harold Camping’s bullshit.

Posted on May 31st, 2011
re: 0531-aubrey-oday-bikini-08 (42 comments)

So they have strip clubs just out on the beach now? Why didn’t anyone think of that sooner?

Posted on May 19th, 2011
re: 0519-pippa-middleton-butt-12 (5 comments)

Did I somehow take a wrong turn and end up on the IHOP website?