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Posted on Oct 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.14.13 (13 comments)

Is she wearing elevator shoes?

Posted on Oct 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.14.13 (21 comments)

Penis magnet

Posted on Jun 4th, 2013
re: Heidi Klum Attacked By Topless Protesters (NSFW) (2 comments)

We fight for women’s rights! Just not the right to be a model.

Posted on Apr 15th, 2013
re: Lindsay Lohan at The Premiere of 'Scary Movie 5' (2 comments)

She’s puffy in all the places he’s saggy.

Posted on Oct 17th, 2012
re: Sarah Palin Shows Off Her Skinny Figure (1 comments)

Those shoes are saying, “I’m a Republican! Which is all about no government telling me what to do, and about being yourself (and never, ever being gay, or having a health issue you can’t pay for yourself, or being Muslim, or going to college…), and FREEDOM!”

Posted on Sep 28th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.39 (5 comments)

It sort of looks like he’s just painting his hair on now.

Being 40 sucks… I don’t blame him for being a bit sensitive about it.

Posted on Jul 30th, 2012
re: Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Aren't Even Hiding It Anymore (44 comments)

Was she ever really a 9? I’ve never even found her attractive, but I never liked That ’70s Show, either, so I guess I’ve never had any context for her looks.

Posted on Jul 11th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.28 (8 comments)

Oh wow I actually did laugh out loud.

Posted on Jul 4th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.26 (5 comments)

i’d hold out for version 2, where it’s more like a ratchet. each time you crank your dick, you go a little higher.