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I believe it’s supposed to be “tired of putting up with her shit.”
If anyone gets tired of fucking a chick like that, he might as well buy some skinny jeans, a mesh t-shirt, a tiny yappy dog and start blowing random dudes in clubs.

It’s a Star Wars reference. Being a girl you probably didn’t get it.
See it fits here, because Adrianne is a big Star Wars fan, plus it works well as a premature ejaculation joke.

This is my chance!!
Where’s my vintage Star Wars t-shirt? I have a proposal to make!!

If she needs a hand, I’m available.

Mark, take your bigoted opinions and shove them up your ass. Everyone should have the right to marry and not be discriminated against because a narrow minded segment of society feels threatened. There was a time when it was illegal for interracial couples to marry, for women to vote or black people to own property or even have a say over whether they lived or died. I’d like to think we’re a little more enlightened now. Gays having the right to marry is no different. Legalizing gay marriage is another step towards the ideals this country was founded on. Freedom.

She’s clearly the dude in her relationships.

Screw Christmas, Kadooment day is now my favorite holiday.

*adds another line to his ‘reasons to kill Justin Bieber’ list.*
God damn that little fucker.

“Don’t worry, the doctor said that if I swallow enough douche bag semen, you two will grow up to be being and beautiful one day.”

Is she wearing pasties or does she have those giant freaky nipples that scare me?