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Posted on Aug 25th, 2011
re: Peter Brady is Divorcing This (103 comments)

I believe it’s supposed to be “tired of putting up with her shit.”
If anyone gets tired of fucking a chick like that, he might as well buy some skinny jeans, a mesh t-shirt, a tiny yappy dog and start blowing random dudes in clubs.

Posted on Aug 25th, 2011
re: Peter Brady is Divorcing This (103 comments)

It’s a Star Wars reference. Being a girl you probably didn’t get it.
See it fits here, because Adrianne is a big Star Wars fan, plus it works well as a premature ejaculation joke.

Posted on Aug 25th, 2011
re: Peter Brady is Divorcing This (103 comments)

This is my chance!!
Where’s my vintage Star Wars t-shirt? I have a proposal to make!!

Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011
re: Miley Cyrus Pickin' That Dang Ol' Butt in a Bikini (76 comments)

If she needs a hand, I’m available.

Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011
re: Samantha Ronson Got a DUI (41 comments)

Mark, take your bigoted opinions and shove them up your ass. Everyone should have the right to marry and not be discriminated against because a narrow minded segment of society feels threatened. There was a time when it was illegal for interracial couples to marry, for women to vote or black people to own property or even have a say over whether they lived or died. I’d like to think we’re a little more enlightened now. Gays having the right to marry is no different. Legalizing gay marriage is another step towards the ideals this country was founded on. Freedom.

Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011
re: Samantha Ronson Got a DUI (41 comments)

She’s clearly the dude in her relationships.

Posted on Aug 1st, 2011
re: Rihanna's Still Drinking (80 comments)

Screw Christmas, Kadooment day is now my favorite holiday.

Posted on Aug 1st, 2011
re: Selena Gomez Sunbathing Topless
(For The Most Part)
(79 comments)

*adds another line to his ‘reasons to kill Justin Bieber’ list.*
God damn that little fucker.

Posted on Jul 28th, 2011
re: 0727-the-crap-we-missed-19 (27 comments)

“Don’t worry, the doctor said that if I swallow enough douche bag semen, you two will grow up to be being and beautiful one day.”

Posted on Jul 20th, 2011
re: 'Captain America' Had a Premiere (23 comments)

Is she wearing pasties or does she have those giant freaky nipples that scare me?