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It’s nice to see that Cody from Duel Survival was at Coachella to teach all the hipsters how to live off of $7 bottles of water and shitty vendor food for a weekend. I assume his hat is covered in his own piss in order to hold in moisture from his head.

Whattup yo? I’d pose with a normal face, but there’s a situation with the gerbil in my rectum right now.

His career has really fallen on hard times. Judging by this picture, he’s now Danny Trejo’s stunt double.

**checks the age of consent laws in Argentina**

Wait, is the Arby’s thing supposed to mean that Arby’s is “Good Mood Food”, and if this girl used my semen as food, I’d be in a good mood?

When you said “The Crap We Missed”, I didn’t realize you were going to post a pic of an actual piece of crap.

She’s standing like that because her cunt has a balloon of blow in it for her to sell to the models backstage.

Oh god, the crow’s foot on my left eye looks like a melted piece of plastic again, what’s my welder’s number? He needs to smooth it out again.

I’m thinking of adding another swastika tattoo. How about on the tongue?

That’s probably not the best choice of outfits for a guy who sounds like he’s in the process of taking a shit every time he talks.