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Posted on Mar 18th
re: Farrah Abraham Made A Song Called 'BLOWIN' (51 comments)

Still not sure what this overentitled LA Princess-wannabe is doing here in my beloved hometown of Austin. Other than infuriating me.

Posted on Mar 17th
re: Scarlett Johansson Is Defending Woody Allen Now (51 comments)

Also, Soon-Yi and Woody never “had children” together. They did, however, adopt two in 2000.

Posted on Feb 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (35 comments)

Winner: Douchiest Post of the Day Awards.

Posted on Jan 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.17.14 (12 comments)

Had those exact same thoughts and I’m a heterosexual woman. Jennifer knows how to have a good time. *fantasizes*

Posted on Nov 22nd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.22.13 (9 comments)

Remember Terry in “Reno 911″? Oh yes you do, you saucy thang!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etyH2OUxVuQ

+ Pete from “Mad Men”.

Posted on Nov 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.7.13 (34 comments)

PS: What exactly does it mean to be a “post-wall” “who-bag” “hatter”, if you please? Thx.

Posted on Nov 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.7.13 (34 comments)

Misogyny is so sexy.

Posted on Nov 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.7.13 (34 comments)

The day that American men past the age of 12 stop dressing like unkempt 12-year-old boys — which is to say, almost all of them — the day I’ll care about their aesthetic preferences.

Posted on Nov 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.7.13 (34 comments)

Dear men who dislike short hair on women: who cares.

Signed: every woman who doesn’t care.

Posted on Nov 6th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.5.13 (40 comments)

“Life too good! I will stick around for darling Miss Turkey!”