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Posted on Aug 5th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.5.13 (15 comments)

“What? I thought everyone had the same vagina as Barbie.”

Posted on Apr 17th, 2013
re: Rachel Bilson Bikini Photos: Barbados (6 comments)

I tried to rub my monkey on Rachel Bilson once. Her response was less “smile”, more “abject terror and disgust”.

Posted on Apr 6th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.4.13 (36 comments)

“Second star to the right and straight on till morning”
Neverland, here I cum.