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New Insurance Rider: Loss due to friction related heat damage. Optional: Pearl necklace flood insurance.
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Now auditioning for the series spin-off.
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My career! I found it!
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“Gravitation, or gravity, is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.” And that, class, is why the beads naturally tend to the cleavage.
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Candice Swanepoel, circa 2026.
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When she turns to the side, she looks like a capital P.
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Cyberdyne succeeds in camouflaging their circuitry as breast veins.
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Still in a bikini because all her shirts are ripped down the middle.
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A&F has always been just ropa usada for rich kids and douches. Now, are we to believe it’s just for rich kids?