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Posted on Sep 29th, 2011
re: 0929-holly-madison-breasts-insured-09 (4 comments)

New Insurance Rider: Loss due to friction related heat damage. Optional: Pearl necklace flood insurance.

Posted on Sep 29th, 2011
re: 0929-teen-mom-farrah-abraham-bikini-13 (17 comments)

Now auditioning for the series spin-off.

Posted on Sep 7th, 2011
re: 0906-the-crap-we-missed-34 (30 comments)

My career! I found it!

Posted on Sep 7th, 2011
re: 0906-the-crap-we-missed-01 (15 comments)

“Gravitation, or gravity, is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.” And that, class, is why the beads naturally tend to the cleavage.

Candice Swanepoel, circa 2026.

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: More Carmen Electra By Request and Other News (30 comments)

When she turns to the side, she looks like a capital P.

“Like OMG! Ththththis wiiiiireless remOOH!OH!ote contrOOOOOOH!olled viiiiibbbbbrator rrrrrreally worrrrrks!

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: Aubrey O'Day Managed To Out-Whore The Kardashians, Well Played (76 comments)

Cyberdyne succeeds in camouflaging their circuitry as breast veins.

Posted on Aug 17th, 2011
re: Brooke Hogan's Still in a Bikini and Other News (37 comments)

Still in a bikini because all her shirts are ripped down the middle.

A&F has always been just ropa usada for rich kids and douches. Now, are we to believe it’s just for rich kids?