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Posted on Apr 18th, 2011
re: 0418-coachella-celebrities-2011-28 (5 comments)

So Michael Jackson staged his own death so he could try his hand at being hipster and getting to play a sparkly vampire/bang a bunch of dudes was just a bonus. that’s how i’m seeing this.

Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011
re: 0323-ashley-greene-drunk-07 (9 comments)

That random’s name is apparently Dickey Doo. No idea what that means, but i’m guessing she hired a gay porn star that has a continual hankering for scooby snacks.

Posted on Mar 14th, 2011
re: 0314-mila-kunis-justin-timberlake-20 (3 comments)

if i was her i’d go around breaking up people’s relationships just for the hell of it too. fuck, i’d probably steal charlie sheen’s machete and run around naked hacking of children’s heads in broad daylight. it’s mila kunis.