re: 0418-coachella-celebrities-2011-28 (5 comments)
So Michael Jackson staged his own death so he could try his hand at being hipster and getting to play a sparkly vampire/bang a bunch of dudes was just a bonus. that’s how i’m seeing this.
re: 0323-ashley-greene-drunk-07 (9 comments)
That random’s name is apparently Dickey Doo. No idea what that means, but i’m guessing she hired a gay porn star that has a continual hankering for scooby snacks.
re: 0314-mila-kunis-justin-timberlake-20 (3 comments)
if i was her i’d go around breaking up people’s relationships just for the hell of it too. fuck, i’d probably steal charlie sheen’s machete and run around naked hacking of children’s heads in broad daylight. it’s mila kunis.